Celebrity Skin: Chris Messina’s Penis

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We usually don’t do three Celebrity Skin posts in a single week, but exceptions have to be made when full-frontal nudity comes into the equation. Chris Messina—who you may recognize from The Mindy Project, Damages or The Newsroom—bared all in the new film 28 Hotel Rooms.

His dick looks very friendly. I’m not 100% sure what I mean by that, but when I gaze upon his flaccid lil buddy, I can’t help but think “Gee, I’d really like to get to know you and bury my nose in the hair above you!” <— For the record, I’d just be talking to his dick. Not him. As you know, I have a thing for speaking to celebrities’ body parts.

– Dewitt

Click through to see Chris Messina naked:

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See more screen-caps here, or watch a clip over here.