Celebrity Skin: Chris Messina’s Penis

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We usually don’t do three Celebrity Skin posts in a single week, but exceptions have to be made when full-frontal nudity comes into the equation. Chris Messina—who you may recognize from The Mindy Project, Damages or The Newsroom—bared all in the new film 28 Hotel Rooms.

His dick looks very friendly. I’m not 100% sure what I mean by that, but when I gaze upon his flaccid lil buddy, I can’t help but think “Gee, I’d really like to get to know you and bury my nose in the hair above you!” <— For the record, I’d just be talking to his dick. Not him. As you know, I have a thing for speaking to celebrities’ body parts.

– Dewitt

Click through to see Chris Messina naked:

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See more screen-caps here, or watch a clip over here.

2,708 thoughts on “Celebrity Skin: Chris Messina’s Penis

  1. Have thought Chris Messina was hot since seeing him in in “Julie and Julia”, Watch the movie now just for his scenes, especially when his shirt is off. Happy to see the whole “package”. I couldn’t have a chat with his dick, like Dewitt, my mouth would be to full.

  2. Have thought Chris Messina was hot since seeing him in in “Julie and Julia”, Watch the movie now just for his scenes, especially when his shirt is off. Happy to see the whole “package”. I couldn’t have a chat with his dick, like Dewitt, my mouth would be to full.

  3. Hey, he’s no michael fassbender but clearly nothing to throw out of the window. So yeah, we’ll keep him…

  4. Hey, he’s no michael fassbender but clearly nothing to throw out of the window. So yeah, we’ll keep him…

  5. I cannot remember anything that I have seen him in ( face does look very familiar ) but hell yeah he is a keeper very FUCKABLE !!!

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