“Carlos Danger” Is Obviously A Moron Or Has Psychological Problems, But Let’s Check Out His Allegedly Dirty Pics Anyways

NYC mayoral candidate (for now) Anthony Weiner is being asked to drop out of the race due to some photos of his schlong he sexted.

If you’ll recall, this isn’t Tony’s first time at the dick pic rodeo. Weiner, who is married, resigned from Congress in June of 2011 after admitting he had “exchanged messages and photos of an explicit nature with about six women over the last three years”. But that was all in the past, right? Nope!

In a press conference yesterday, Weiner confirmed there are more pics out there that hadn’t been disclosed initially and some were sent AFTER his resignation from Congress. The Dirty posted one (along with some very amusing chat). Weiner intended to keep a political career going, so that’s bold to keep sextin’. Or really stupid. Arrogant? Perhaps he has some sort of problem?

Here’s some of the pics from the last time we were scandalized by his Weiner, and the more recent one. Pixellation is the worst invention ever. From what we can tell, he’s got an okay cock. It’s got a nice curvature to it, huh?

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But the rest aren’t too impressive.


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The hubbub is understood. This guy reeks of shady or,  at the very least, poor impulse control. You probably don’t want someone with poor impulse control running your city. There’s little to no defense for his actions and behavior. It just would have been nice if all this scandal was over some REALLY explicit cock shots. They’re not even that dirty! You get two boners, a cock outline through boxer briefs, a chest pic, and some sassy photos of him in a towel at the gym. That’s it!

If you’re going to risk your rep and career, you might as well go for it. Let’s see some cum, Weiner! Let’s see your cock pulsating in your hand as you jack your dick to the thought of the 21-year-old lady you’re trying to titillate opening this e-mail and getting all heated! Take some video of you slapping your cock off of things. Throw in some ass shots! And, hey – what about those alleged bisexual threesomes, Tony?

These pics are a poor showing if you’re going to engage in this sort of thing.  But that’s not the worst part.

The worst part about this whole scandal is that he used the alias of “Carlos Danger” when he sent those pics. The dude calls himself “Carlos Danger”. Carlos Danger the Dickslinger! Straight men should not be allowed to come up with their own porn names.

Let’s have a show of hands. Would you want to see more of Weiner’s wiener if it were possible?

– J. Harvey

p.s. “Your health care rants were a huge turn-on.” HAH!

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17 thoughts on ““Carlos Danger” Is Obviously A Moron Or Has Psychological Problems, But Let’s Check Out His Allegedly Dirty Pics Anyways

  1. I disagree. The new pics leaking doesn’t mean he’s a shady guy or has poor impulse control. It means he’s EXTREMELY HORNY and thought he could get away with it. How many times have you contemplated making questionable decisions because you were horny and the guy you met on MH was hot as fuck (like meeting him in a shady neighborhood, agreeing to meet up knowing he has a bf that doesn’t know, or *gasp* thinking it would ok if he bb you because he insists)

    I’m not excusing his behavior, but I at least can admit that sometimes even the most strong willed succomb to temptation.

  2. Whatever, I’d still vote for him. He’s just a man with a dick who likes using it (and talking about using it).

  3. This is an interesting thing to me. We have a public that is, to varying degrees, outraged on the one hand by the idea that the NSA is privy to personal information of exactly this nature, yet on the other we sit back consuming the lurid details of scandals like this as if they’re candy. Some might draw conclusions about a person’s character and ability to hold public office from this incident, but I’m uncertain as to whether that is at all relevant. I also wonder if a ‘scandal’ of this nature would matter at all if our society were just a little more mature in their attitudes toward sex. On top of that, actual sexual abuse of people is an almost ubiquitous facet of organizations that profess a role as moral guardians for society at large. To my mind, politicians and legislators are not moral leaders, neither are actors, or sports figures. I also wonder how everyone would feel if their ‘private’ salacious content that is now largely stored in the cloud were to find its way into the light of day? I don’t think Anthony Wiener is at all exceptional in his erotic use of technology…it’s just another teacup tempest really.

    Also, his wife continues to stand by him. If she’s coped with her outrage, everyone else should be easily able to.

  4. Huh? So you are saying if you text picks of your cock to anyone you have poor impulse control? That’s rich coming from the manhunt blog.

  5. America stop being so Fracken uptight!

    I would rather have a guy honest about his life style than always hiding things he does.
    Rather have him finding someone to fool around with than gamble the cities money away at a casino.

    Clinton was a good president we ousted because he got a BJ from a girl outside his marriage big woop! How many married men in the U.S. do this every day?

    I mean come on what is wrong with being horny and seeking out a consenting adult?

  6. President Clinton wasn’t ousted. He served out both his terms in office. He was impeached for perjury but not removed from office.

  7. Point is we gave him a hard time over his BJ outside the marriage and it never would have been public if the BITCH did not want something out of it because he was the PREZ.

    But it is not like almost every man in the country married or not would not accept some sex or a BJ from a stranger on the fly and we get too uptight when it is someone in a high up position.

    Forbid the fact we are human?

  8. and this man wants to be mayor of NYC ? why would anyone ever trust his poor judgment ?????

  9. I am truly torn on this issue but somewhat leaning in the direction of that old school train of thought fool me once shame on you fool me twice shame on me !!!

  10. I think one of the bigger issues here is the fact that he got caught once, was kicked out of Congress, decices to run for mayor, but KEPT sexting other women, and thought he wouldn’t get caught AGAIN. Whatever you believe about his right for privacy, the hypocrisy of people sexting all the time but being outraged by his behaviour, the fact that he’s obviously cheating on his wife, etc… The fact is this guy is DUMB AS A ROCK if he gets caught once but keeps doing the sexting anyway. THAT, and the fact that he uses his penis as a brain, is why he doesn’t deserve to be in public office. I want people in office who are smarter than me, not dumber.

  11. For all we know, Huma could have known about this and been ok with it, or they could be swingers, or any of the endless permutations of sexual expression. It’s THEIR relationship, so this is a matter that should be between the two of them.

    There are far more substantial reasons not to vote for Weiner: mainly that he’s an arrogant, show-boating, light-above-the-neck prick. He’s make a terrible Mayor…

  12. OMG ! ! ! Y’all need to feel sorry for him — this man has a cock that looks like a waffle iron!

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