Need some inspiration for your Halloween costume? Perhaps you should grab a friend and dress up as Woody and Buzz Lightyear from Toy Story. It may not win you the local costume contest, but it’s sure to gain you a place in Manhunt Daily‘s Caption This series!
Break out your wittiest commentary, and you could take a place as next week’s champion. What do our winners receive for providing the best caption? Absolutely nothing! But at least you’ll have bragging rights… Click through for our latest gem.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Awkward Boners
To check out last week’s winning caption, follow the JUMP:
I find the concept of anal bleaching to be entirely hilarious, so I had to go with Jude on this one. However, the popular vote goes to amesburystud for the following: “someone called and said some asshole is looking in my window”.
They really took dressing up to infinity and beyond!
Buzz finally has a real woody.
You are a sad, strange hung man
Buzz, you’ve got wings! You glow in the dark! You talk! Your helmet does that, that… *whoosh* thing! You are a cool toy!
I’m getting a real buzz out of his woody
There’s a snake heading for the water hole!
Theres a snake in my butt!
Okay is it creepy that Buzz Lightyear has a GIANT cock?
A good Buzz is always accompanied by a woody!
Andy’s favorite toys
Reach for the ….penis!?!
To his fanny…. And BEYOND!!!!
forget the caption….that is just the gayest thing I have ever seen!
Toy Story 4: Buzzing 4 Wood
Toys For Men
Butt Buzz i’m not being cheeky, Oh wait Yes i am.
You got a friend in me..
Buzz! I want to be the only Woody in this duo!
Can I see your Woody?
What costumes?
This is how we dress every day.
They aren’t toys, they are action figures!
Pull My “String”
Up Urans And Beyond!
Looks like Buzz is getting the Woody!!!!
Sex Toy Story
Starring Morning Woody and Fuzz Analhair
You know you gotta slim down Buzz when your shirt’s too small and your tummy’s that big. Look at my butt, so nice and perky!
Adult Toy Story: In 3D
Find Jessie and we have next’s weeks ‘Bi The Way’ post…
Hey Buzz do these jeans make my ass look big?
I’d like to buzz your woody.
Wait a minute Buzz I am confuse if I am Woody than why do U have the BONER ?
The only toys I’ll play with well into adulthood.
buzz has a fucking big dick, nice
LOL @ chichiri12345! That made me giggle a little bit.
Exhibit A : The reason why ppl dont take gay men seriously.
To Infinity from Behind!!!
Looks like watching Pinnochio gave Buzz and Woody delusions of grandeur…
play with your woody and get a real buzz!
Before the party, Woody and Buzz exchanged costumes.
I think you can guess where I like my snakes… Hint: It’s not in my boot.
Buzz Gets A Woody
Brokeback Mountain meets Star Trek!
Their movie careers over; Buzz and Woody happily accepted the position of “greeter” at the new Walmart on the Island of Misfit Toys.
Buzz invited Woody to play a game of Finding Nemo