When you’re hooking up with someone, it’s always awkward to stop what you’re doing to check your phone, so why not exercise your multitasking capabilities and take care of his dick while taking care of your business? (This is not actual advice. Please do not do this. I would cock slap your phone right out of your hand.)
That’s the logic behind the image for today’s round of Caption This. A bearded, shaggy-haired fellow pops out from under the blankets to slip the head of his partner’s rather large shaft into his mouth. Meanwhile, he’s on his phone texting someone, uploading a picture to Tumblr, tweeting up a storm on Twitter, or most likely of all, using Manhunt Mobile to find another top to pound his fuzzy ass.
You know the drill by now, right? If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for the accompanying image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Take a look at today’s image and last week’s winner below:
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THIS WEEK’S PIC:
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LAST WEEK’S WINNER:
After a decent amount of deliberation, we decided to go with Seth on this one.
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Be sure to capture my cock’s good side in that selfie, please.
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Just a minute mom, I’m finishing my breakfast.
Two phones were involved. If I’m ever able to compose and focus a cameraphone while receiving a blowjob, one of us is a failure at sex.
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“Can I get back to you? I kinda have my hands full at the moment”.
Hold on. I’m sure there is an app for this.
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Instagram….a photo worth a thousand words #suckingcock #selfie #suckingfordummies
is this a new version of a Dictaphone!!
Hey honey… it’s a message from your ex… should I send him a picture?
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Just one more level of Candy Crush, I promise!!!
FaceTime fail
I wonder if anyone else is on Grindr this evening…
Sorry mum, can’t talk with mouth full
Just checking…yep, it looked MUCH bigger in his profile pic…
“I fear the day that technology will surpass our human interaction.” -Albert Einstein
I’m A-Dick-Ted to my phone
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Sam still does not believe that he is a textaholic !!!!
not sure if this is the cock from Dial-a Dong?
Where’s that App on deepthroating???
“CANPH NYOU HEAYA ME NYOW?!?!”
hmmm things to do today….
Next, Insert Cock Into Throat All The Wat Yo The Base.
Step 1: Open wide.
Step 2: Insert.
Step 3: Suck
“@mhdaily:disqus- Please accept this submission for your weekly caption contest.”
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dude, work sucks – when is project runway coming on ?
When you’re done checking in with your “girlfriend” …
Step 1: put mouth on cock.
Alright what’s next…
“Siri you so ugly!”
“Fuck off cock sucker!”
“OMG he sees me!”
So, who says one cannot suck a lollipop, make it pop AND text a message about it popping. The Nouveau Multitasking Man am I!
Unfortunately when it came to giving head, Clay tended to ‘phone it in’.
A morning wake up call for both of us.