Caption This: The Dick & The Phone

When you’re hooking up with someone, it’s always awkward to stop what you’re doing to check your phone, so why not exercise your multitasking capabilities and take care of his dick while taking care of your business? (This is not actual advice. Please do not do this. I would cock slap your phone right out of your hand.)

That’s the logic behind the image for today’s round of Caption This. A bearded, shaggy-haired fellow pops out from under the blankets to slip the head of his partner’s rather large shaft into his mouth. Meanwhile, he’s on his phone texting someone, uploading a picture to Tumblr, tweeting up a storm on Twitter, or most likely of all, using Manhunt Mobile to find another top to pound his fuzzy ass.

You know the drill by now, right? If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for the accompanying image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!

For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.

– Dewitt

Take a look at today’s image and last week’s winner below:



The Phone



Peeta Training Gay Hunger Games

After a decent amount of deliberation, we decided to go with Seth on this one.



41 thoughts on “Caption This: The Dick & The Phone

  1. Two phones were involved. If I’m ever able to compose and focus a cameraphone while receiving a blowjob, one of us is a failure at sex.

  2. Download free on the iTunes App Store – iDick – voice and cock command App. Developers: Manhunt LLC

  3. “I fear the day that technology will surpass our human interaction.” -Albert Einstein

  4. “@mhdaily:disqus- Please accept this submission for your weekly caption contest.”

  5. So, who says one cannot suck a lollipop, make it pop AND text a message about it popping. The Nouveau Multitasking Man am I!

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