A naked man throws his ankles over his head, points his asshole toward the sky and lets the sun shine right down onto it. There has to be a joke here, right? Choose the right one, and you could be the winner of this round of Caption This!
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for the image below. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner two weeks from now when I’m back from vacation. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Check out the full pic and last week’s winning caption below:
THIS WEEK’S PIC:
LAST WEEK’S WINNER:
He didn’t have the most votes, but eric1977 made us LOL for some reason.
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Here cums the sun…
Sunrise will light the peaks of the mountain first.—Old Sherpa Proverb.
That’s my kind of sun salutation.
…and they said the sun wouldn’t shine there.
That’s my kind of window shopping.
How much is the Bottom in the Window?”
The crack of dawn
Taint no reason butt rise ‘n shine
And they said there was a SUPER MOON this morning..HOW about THIS MOON!
Here you go, I will do my Water Fountain Trick for you ONE more time!
This little hole of mine—I’m gonna let it shine!!!!
Kiss it where the sun DOES shine!
How much is that butt-ie in the window, the one with the bubbly tail?
I think he’s heels-over-head in love with you.
Mamma always did say this was the best way to cure a yeast infection!
How much is that piggy in the window?
Like this 1 !!!
Hopeing 4 that morning “cock” to land & crow here?
Farmer John has a strange reaction when the sun came up and the rooster cried “cock-a-doodle-do!”
the art of anal bleaching
Cracked Window
Gives a whole new meaning to a crap load of sun light.
Can I PLEASE be the man in THAT moon?!?
….and that is how the Original Sundial was first presented!
If it’s one thing Jim disliked, it’s an uneven tanline
For your rosebud to open, introduce it to full sunlight .
“The sun’ll come out, On my asshole, Make it hot and sweaty for a deep pounding…”
Perfect…hold that position…TV coming in clear…better than rabbit ears!
Rear Window: Not just a Hitchcock movie.
They finally remade “Rear Window” the RIGHT way!
Bend and stretch, reach for the sky!
….today’s the day the Teddy Bears have their picnic!
Don’t mind me. Just trying to even out my tan.
Open for business!
Just practicing for Dewitt’s twerking contest
Do do do do
anal bleaching…the natural way
wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah! I’m sexy and I know it…
Why, use anal bleaching creams? This method is completely organic.
There ain’t nothing a little sunlight can’t handle!
There’s nothing a little sunlight can’t handle!
cockle doodle doo, or any cock’ll do
Getting an even tan!!!
He thought the sun shone out of his ass.
“You CAN kiss where the sun DOES shine!”
“Waiting for the Angel to fly out his ass”
“When the Sun met the Moon…and all the planets aligned”
Let the sunshine! Let the sunshine in. Oh, le-et the sunshine…in!
Jerry’s watch was broken so he improvised a sundial.
Does this window make my ass look big?
Kevin over did the anal bleach, so now trying to get it tanned up some.
Who says the sun doesn’t shine out of my ass!!!!
The flowers wilted. I hate to throw away the vase.
“When the Moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore”
the things I have to do to get an all over tan
The rare, but lethal, Penis Fly Trap awaits it’s next victim.
Jimmy was absolutely certain that he’d heard that the window washer was coming on Tuesday so he staked out a spot in the living room well in advance.
“Honey, stop making the dog bark, you know that drives him crazy!”
Cuma Slutra
The sun shines in this valley.
Dear! – Are you sure this how this bidet works?
Behold the Crack of Don!
With more sun and plenty of recycled water, he was sure his penis would grow
Sometime, the sun DOES shine there.
He’s working on naturally bleaching his ass~
Not the movie I thought when I rented “HitchCOCK’s Rear Window”.
Let me get on it
Now we know why Steve never understood the saying “where the sun don’t shine.”
“Look, Simba. Everything the light touches is our kingdom” – The Lion King
“Look Simba. Everything the light touches is our kingdom.” – The Lion King
Are you Down with it
Vacancy!
Greet the day with a breath of FIRE!
I saw it in a window and I just couldn’t resist……
NO damn tans lines this year !!!