While casting my dirty perv net out into the murky Internet waters to snag something attractive, I pulled up major league baseball pitcher Brad Penny. We used to swoon over him when he played for our Red Sox, but it’s not like he lost any of his burly hotness when he switched teams. Baseball teams. Don’t get any ideas, he used to be engaged to Karina Smirnoff from Dancing With The Stars. Damn his heterosexuality.
Penny’s cockworthy due to having a handsome All-American face, and backing it up with a beefy linebacker body. Is he cut with abs that you can sharpen your pencil on? Probably not. Could he use his girth to pound your hole until it begs for mercy? Most certainly.
For those of you who are always yelling at us for not featuring “real men”….
– J. Harvey
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I googled this bitch before you put this post up, and my cubicle had the unfortunate task of witnessing me geek out in giddy horniness.
UGH, I’m so turned on I don’t even know what I want to do with him. Sit on his face? Have him sit on my face? Have him fuck my face? EVERYTHING?
Yes. I’ll settle on that last option.
yes
He definitely is a handsome guy
that is one burly fucker….i bet you don’t have to worry about leftovers when he’s around
AH AS A RED SOX FAN AND YOU BOYS ARE IN BOSTON…???? SHOW THE FUCKING HOTTEST BABBY DADDY OF ALL TIME…
JASON VARITEK..CAPTAIN OF THE RED SOX AND A FORMER MASTER SARGENT IN THE MARINES..YEAH HE CAN SLAMM HIS BOOTED FOOT ON MY ASS CHEEK ANY FUCKING DAY OF THE WEEK!!!