Bitches Be Cattin’ On “Glee”

Why do we (well, I, Dewitt’s a little more together) keep writing about Glee? Easy – because I want to fuck Darren Criss. He’s like the gay Captain America. He just seems so sweet and nice and he’s sexy..and….YES, I KNOW HE LIKES THE VAGINE IN REAL LIFE. BLAINE is sweet and nice and sexy. Ok?

The show blows this season. Why are there multiple glee clubs in the same school?

It could possibly redeem itself if they play up their gay love triangle. Check out this clip from tomorrow night’s episode in which Kurt and his new rival for Blaine’s affection Sebastian get shady with each other. You will gasp when Sebastian goes there with what we have all thought about Kurt Hummel’s appearance since day one. Just sayin’. Kurt gets a good comeback, though. I think we all know PLENTY of dudes who “smell like Craigslist”. It’s much hotter to “smell like Manhunt“.

– J. Harvey

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104 thoughts on “Bitches Be Cattin’ On “Glee”

  1. OK..confession time…I went to the same high school as Glee show creator Ryan Murphy and we had more than one Glee club (I was one year behind)…and one was all female and …mmmm…called the Trebletones.

    That being said…yes I want to spend a lot of naked time with Blaine AND Puck.

  2. Hey, I’m not greedy or picky so I guess I’d be more than happy to make it a quartet!! There’s a ” hole ” lot more music can be made with 4 guys, as opposed to just 3!!??

  3. I have a real problem with guys like Blaine, who have a bf, who know someone is really coming onto them in a major way but doesn’t stop it. Especially when it’s done in front of the bf.  Are you really that insecure?

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