Bam Margera was an early-2000s C-Lister who made his name by, amongst other things, diving into a tank of raw sewage on MTV’s old Jackass show. So he was already a dirtball. Now he’s got a single out called “Bend My Dick To My Ass.” I think it’s supposed to be a rap/dubstep parody. He seems pretty serious, though, about bending his dick to his ass so he can fuck himself. Or as he puts it – “I want to titty fuck my buttcheeks.” He also makes the claim that sticking your own dick in your ass “ain’t gay.” He also complains about someone “looking at me like a faggot” due to his ass-to-own-dick activity. Great. I think I hate him.
You water sports guys out there might like the part when he pisses in his own face and tries to drink it (2:45). I feel like smashing my keyboard off a rock for this post even having to exist.
To top it off, the dumb bitch doesn’t even give us an in-depth look at him buttfucking himself! He’s a greasy tease.
When I click off “Entertainment” and “Music” for the Categories of this post, can I add question marks? :/
– J. Harvey
what a Waste OF MY TIME……time i can never get back again….i think i need a vicodin to relax after that SHIT
As a water sports guy I’m going to say no, it’s not worth watching that far.
In terms of quality “this would suffer vertigo in a sewer”. Nuff said!
HAH!
If you hate the fact that this post had to exist then why did you write it in the first place? Don’t you have control over what you post? You could have easily just ignored it.
It’s a song called “Bend My Dick To My Ass.” This is Manhunt Daily. It’s the type of thing we cover.
I fucking love BAM! he’s like a greasy gutterpunk lost boy and I sure as shit bet you he has had way more fun in his young life than anybody.
I watched it with the sound off. I’m into water sports, but not from this dude. He looks and acts like a scumbag (especially throwing something at a monument). At least the woman was sexy.
i liked seeing him piss in his mouth… worthless scumbag, but at least he knows what to do for his fans even if he isnt intelligent enough to work out we think he is a total tosser!!!! lol
When I think of all the things I could have done with that minute …
I’ll never be able to retrieve those wasted minutes…
Really fantastic, if you read it as parody
Anybody who knows who Bam Margera is in the first place really ought not to be shocked or surprised by this. And anybody who didn’t know who he was in the first place probably didn’t need to, but they do now thanks to this post. But I have to agree with terrymck here, this post didn’t need to exist. The editorial decision was made that this video was worthy of having a post devoted to it on this blog which is why we’re all spending so much time talking about it now.
And since we’re talking about it, I think the entire thing is pretty obviously supposed to be taken ironically. They’ve always done homoerotic humor and the joke is making fun of guys who do have such a fear of gayness that they’ll make a big deal of insisting something isn’t gay, even going so far as to say fucking himself in the ass isn’t gay, which of course is ridiculous. I don’t care, I’m not like a Bam Margera fan and I don’t think it’s clever, but people just make themselves so upset because they find something like this and take it way too seriously.