ANTM’s Story Is About Awkwardness & Determination

America's Next Top Model

In last night's episode of America's Next Top Model, the girls partook in a hip-hop hula contest. With her cheerleading past, Erin assumed she'd dominate, but Laura's booty drop had her beat. Nicole was awkward beyond belief, and Miss J. Alexander had a field day making fun of the poor girl's dance moves. 

Speaking of Miss J, have you heard that he'll be bumped off the judging table next cycle? He'll allegedly be demoted back to runway coach, in order to make room for former judge Kimora Lee Simmons and Vogue editor Andre Leon Talley. Youch, did he piss off Tyra or something?

But enough about him! As we mentioned last week, this episode featured a double elimination, whittling it all down to the final two. Who will be competing in the final runway show? Click through to find out!

– Dewitt

Photo credit: CWTV

To check out this week's photo shoot, follow the JUMP:

America's Next Top Mode, Cycle 13

ERIN: Even though she's been in the bottom two for three weeks in a row, Erin turned it out for this photo shoot and gained her place in the final two. Just kidding, guys. She totally got voted off, and it's about fucking time.

America's Next Top Mode, Cycle 13

NICOLE: They may have tried to psych us out during the judging panel, but did anyone actually believe Nicole wouldn't be in the final two? She's been turning out photos worthy of high-fashion campaigns week after week, and it'll be a shame if she doesn't win the competition.

America's Next Top Mode, Cycle 13

JENNIFER: Will Jennifer be joining Nicole in the final two? Last week, I might have thought so, but when I saw her final shot… well, I knew she wouldn't be around much longer. She's still determined to make it in the modeling world, and I wish her luck in her future endeavors. 

America's Next Top Mode, Cycle 13

LAURA: After Nicole's name was called, I turned to my watching partner and said, "If Laura makes it to the final two, I will shit fucking rainbows." Well, I'm still cleaning up the rainbow mess in my living room. In all seriousness, I didn't think this photo was that great. But who the hell cares? Laura is in the freakin' final two!

4 thoughts on “ANTM’s Story Is About Awkwardness & Determination

  1. Nicole is obviously the fave. She does deliver. I thought that hula shit was a rather dumb challenge. Laura has such a great personality you can’t help but like her.

  2. I am so happy with this top two. I loved Jennifer as well, but Laura is so funny. Nicole is the best for sure, has been since the first episode and she should definitely win. Tyra has a habit of picking the wrong one out of the top two, so hopefully she changes that this year and Nicole is ANTM.

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