I'm not even going to pretend that I watch football on a regular basis, but I've been trying my best to follow the New England Patriots this season. I wasn't too surprised by their loss to the undefeated New Orleans Saints, but the results of their game against Miami just hurt. I was really afraid the Carolina Panthers would take it all last Sunday, making it the first time the Pats dropped three consecutive games since 2002.
Thankfully, that didn't happen. I actually watched the game for once, and by "watched" I mean that I invited my straight married buddy over and blew him while he watched it. But let's be real–I couldn't keep my head in his crotch for the entire game. I caught a few moments here and there, and the majority of them involved Wes Welker being awesome.
I'd hop in the sack with Welker based on looks alone, but his skills on the field make him ten times more attractive. Well, technically the fact that he's even on the field already made him five times more attractive, so that's not really saying much. What can I say? I have a thing for football players…
– Dewitt
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