Joe Jonas was rushed to the ER with stomach pains this weekend. Yes, most of you are all “girlfriend took too many shots in the mouth!” right now. I am, too. We’re bad.
Every generation has to sacrifice at least one male celebrity to the “Stomach Pumped Cuz’ Of Too Much Cum” rumor. Rod Stewart, Richard Gere and NKOTB’s Jordan Knight have each taken a mythical(?) overdose of semen and been rushed to the doctor’s in the public’s Hollywood Babylon minds. Poor Joe. At least no one has linked him with furry creatures that use habitrails. Yet.
Whether Joe is family or not. he’s still a totally sexy young man. We’d do him. Would you?
– J. Harvey
We’re just sayin’!
Here’s some sexy ones.
Hot man!!!
He’s going to be a hot man in a few years
He has major gayface. Too bad he’s awful at the whole music thing
Um, yes!!
third after-jump picture.
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i’d bet joe’s a little “bi.”
I’ve loved him since he went solo. I always thought he was gay though. Loving his music too.
I would hit him over n over n over..the start it all over again….fucking hot!
would totally tap that!
yes I would over and over and go to the hospital full of him
J Harvey…look into this. Can you really OD on cum??
Well…if you can drown in a teaspoon of water…then I suppose you could in some bizarre final destination twisted fate sort of way o.d. on semen.
awawaw,,,,they are hot n sexy <3
yes, yes, yes, YES, I WOULD!!
i wood fuck that man until he screamed for me to stop
Definitely a traffic stopper. Gorgeous and husky.
And if brother Nick stopped by halfway through, so much the better.
Yep..let him age a few years and he’ll go from merely hot to FUCKING HOT…is he still part of the Disney stable of singing stars?
he’s grown up to be a very sexy man. Especially with his hair cut short and the stubble on his face. MMMMMM!! Mama like
VERY HOT