Woof Alert: Dwaine Anthony

I haven’t been here at the Daily for as long as my blogging hero, the fantastical and sexy Dewitt. He’s a master at connecting with our readership through the shared love of hot guys and sweaty sex. I myself, being new to the business, have been sort of reticent to share my filthiest fantasies in relation to the topics we write about. But I’m ready now, and it’s all thanks to Dwaine Anthony!

Dwaine Anthony looks like an auto mechanic who once gave me a gruff time. Despite his condescending smirk over my lack of transmission knowledge, I still wanted the guy to teach me a few things. Namely, by forcing me down to my knees and unzipping his coveralls. He then takes his axle grease-stained hand, wrapping it around his long, temporarily floppy cock, and slaps me in the face with it to get my attention. Dazed, I open my mouth obediently as he stuffs me full of his dick. And that’s just the start. Let’s just say this polar bear of a man has his way with me ALL over the garage. I experience his big, tight ass up close and personal. His hairy pecs crush against my back at one point. And I’m left spent, sweaty, and covered in cum across the hood of my own car. He ends our time together by briskly throwing a dirty rag at me and telling me to clean up and get my piece of shit car out of there.

Wow, that wasn’t so bad.

– J. Harvey

Photo credit: Pantheon Bears

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22 thoughts on “Woof Alert: Dwaine Anthony

  1. This dude and Dewitt REALLY need to get laid. They drool over some of the trashiest pieces of shit I’ve ever seen. Please go get fucked so you can get your standards back. Thanks.

  2. Yikes!!!

    I know there are a huge variety of guys on here ages, race, taste, ect… But he reminds me of some dirty pedophile trying to get little boys temping them with the candy in his pocket.

  3. J. Harvey I think it is time to put the beer down while working, you are developing a serious case of beer-goggles.

  4. J.Harvey this post is clear indication that U R suffering from a bad case of ( like your co-blogger Dewitt ) UHBD or UGLY HAIRY BEAST DISEASE . Please seek immediate attention UHBD is CUREABLE if caught early .Failure 2 get early treatment could result N U 2 being found N a cage MOLESTING elephant or elephants !!!

  5. Don’t want to be mean, but his personality would have to kick in big time, and be amazing for me to consider this guy sexy. I’d never give fellatio to anybody with a face this ugly who is going to call my car a piece of shit. Screw that…I’d prefer a less angry greasemonkey!!

  6. I like a good bear just as much as the next guy, but c’mon, are you serious?? Somebody should call a doctor. He looks like he’s having a frickin’ heart attack!

  7. The man is just weird looking. Huge, awkward, upper body, dopey “I’m stupid, but I might also kill you” look on his face, and I don’t really have anything nice to say about his ass. I’m sure he has a nice personality?

    I usually preface these kinds of reviews by saying, “I bet he’s a good kisser,” but I have no desire to get my lips anywhere near him.

  8. I’m really not into bears at all. Though stangely enough this guy sort of DO it for me.

  9. I rarely look at this forum anymore. And reading most of these comments remind why I dislike it so much. Just too many nasty bitter unhappy little bitches creeping around here. Sorry but I sincerely hope I’ve offended someone. Anyone. This forum is not positive or appreciative.

  10. MMMM DO WANT 😀 Looks so fucking cute and dopey, wanna hug him and get power fucked by him too.

  11. Let’s see: some skinny, scrawny, hairless (or womanly “manscaped”) 18-year-old to satisfy the ephebophiles and neo-pedophiles (if not outright), or a mature male who is normal and natural.I’ll take the latter. After all, I’m gay, not some kiddie-munching pervert.

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