Why Wasn’t This In My Stocking Yesterday Morning?

As you’ve probably read, I have a GIGANTIC crush on Nick Sterling. Dewitt regularly rolls his eyes at my WWNSD bracelet (“What Would Nick Sterling Do?” Answer: Look hot, fuck, suck, rim, etc.) and my Nick Sterling shrine of worship (i.e. my cubicle).

When I saw these new Christmas-themed pics of Nick by photographer Joseph Smileuske, my yuletide became even gayer. Who doesn’t love a theme? Who doesn’t love a beefy hot guy in nothing but a Santa hat? The OLD St. Nick should retire and let the sexy as fuck version deliver presents to all the good boys every December. You can probably guess my definition of “presents”.

– J. Harvey

Photo credit: Joseph Smileuske via Manpower

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991 thoughts on “Why Wasn’t This In My Stocking Yesterday Morning?

  1. Santa Baby indeed! 

    Although how do you do a photo shoot with Nick Sterling and not include a single picture of his amazing, fantastic, drool-worthy, boner-inducing ass?!  

    Total fail!

  2. Hurray for replacing the old fat fucker with younger, beefier, naked versions of Santa. That’s an idea I can get behind…and in front of. I definitely want him coming down my chimney (or up it…extend the metaphor any way you like).

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