Who Would You Rather?: X-Men Edition

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You know what I never understood about the X-Men series? Despite the fact that Wolverine is infinitely hotter and more bad-ass, Scott Summers manages to bag all the hot chicks like Jean Grey and Emma Frost. It makes absolutely no sense. Who would choose to fuck Cyclops over that slab of beefcake?

Since a large portion of you have proven to be geekier than myself, perhaps you can help me get to the bottom of this matter by shedding some light on Scott's appeal. Or you could just answer this question. Who would you rather, Wolverine or Cyclops?

– Dewitt

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29 thoughts on “Who Would You Rather?: X-Men Edition

  1. cyclops of course. the thing with cyclops is that he has the cooler power duh! lol wolverine’s is kinda manufactured.

  2. Well If cyclops wasnt so Emo all the time I might pick him. Least Wolverine deals with real issues (death of jean gray an obvious exeption)

  3. I would’ve picked neither if there was an option for that. Why isn’t Colossus on the list?

  4. Cyclops is the smooth, pretty boy, pickup artist type. Wolverine mostly wants to be left alone. Women are initially attracted to Wolverine’s machismo until they find out he’s not hiding a soft side and he doesn’t take their shit. They’d rather go shopping with Cyclops.

  5. Cyclops without a doubt. He’s got the body, the face, the power. And he’s a natural leader. Plus, look at all the powerful women he’s been attached to. Fucking Stud!!!
    Wolverine’s a hairy mess. Pubes got to be all out of control and he’s got the whole ‘Im a badass persona’ thats played out as hell.

  6. Cyclops, all the way. Dude, in the comics, Wolverine is 5’2″ and an annoying little prick with a Napoleon complex. Don’t get me wrong, I *love* shorter guys, but by short, I generally mean 5’7″ or so.
    Scott is dreamy and angsty, and a natural leader. Even though I share a name Logan/Wolverine, I would still pick Scott/Cyclops any and everyday!

  7. Wolverine is extremely hirsute, short, and– if you follow the original depictions– not meant to be that physically attractive at all. Plus he weighs a ton with that metal skeleton. And he’s prone to fits of berserk animal rage.
    I mean.. he’d be a great fuck for a night or three.
    Scott Summers is MAD fit, plans for everyone eventuality, and probably knows how to use or take out every person he’s ever met (to be honest, he could probably kill wolverine, if it came to it). He’s also possessed of the strongest will on the planet, and one of the most brilliant tacticians/strategists on the planet.
    Cyclops is the fucking man. That I would like to be fucking.

  8. Umm what about Angel/Arcangel? He’s supposed to be one of the best looking men of the Marvel-verse. Or Gambit, cause everyone loves a bad boy. Or Iceman, hello boyish good looks.
    Neither one of the options given is my particular favorite. Wolverine is short and angry and Cyclops is so emo he belongs in a Weezer video.

  9. 4 letters: O–R–G–Y
    Cyclops, Gambit, Colossus, Bishop, Wolverine and me.
    Professor X can watch, maybe broadcast it ala Jake Cruise
    Yeah I know my XXX-men lol!

  10. If we’re talking about the movies, I vote for a threeway with Cyclops and Logan. If we’re going for the comics, hands down Cyclops.

  11. Cyclops is the Boyscout. There’s something pretty hot about fucking the boyscout of the group.

  12. Cyclops was always my favorite. The only time I would choose Wolverine is when it’s Hugh Jackman.
    In the comics Wolverine is short and has back hair. That’s not hot.

  13. I picked Cyclops in a heartbeat, but I’d have to bend him over so as to avoid those eyebeams.

  14. Either Gambit or (if we’re going the sellout route of the movie series) Iceman. Iceman would give new meaning to the Ice penis.

  15. Cyclops, hands down. He would totally cut loose in bed. Plus most every person Wolverine has ever loved has been killed in grisly ways.

  16. I’d rather have Multiple Man over either one of them. I could have a an orgy with one person ;p.

  17. It’s the eyes baby.
    I wanna see his baby blues when we’re having sex.
    Oops Cyclops just killed me.
    But Hugh Jackman, I mean Wolverine gets my vote.

  18. Short, hairy, and wild gets my vote, even without the Hugh Jackman attachment (and yes, eye contact is a factor, as well).
    Plus, with Wolvie, I could be as rough and aggressive as I wanted without worrying about hurting him (for long, anyway).
    Of course, with my luck, I’d be too much for him, and I’d wind up with claws in the groin.
    I’d also go with Sabretooth (if he keeps his claws in), Beast (assuming no penis spikes in his feline form), and/or Colossus (assuming his hard-on is not literal). I’d also be interested in seeing just what Skin could do in the sack. Ha ha, it’s brokemutantboys.com!

  19. Cyclops definitely,…I think he gets more chicks because he is less of a dick but hands down I’d take Colossus

  20. The reason the chicks dig Cyclops is because he’s accessible. He’s got stability and a good job, and he keeps his hair tidy. He’s “bring home to your parents” material. Wolverine’s the unknown, wild thing. You can’t trust the credit score of that type of guy.
    Not that I give a rat’s ass about credit score >:D

  21. Well it would be very hard to choose if we were picking them from the movies as James Marsden & Hugh Jackmen are both sexy as hell. However if we are going only on the comic book characters, Cyclops all the way. Wolverine has too much attitude.

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