Who Would You Rather?: Valentine’s Day Edition

Ashton Kutcher, Taylor Lautner, Patrick Dempsey, Jamie Foxx, Eric Dane, Carter Jenkins, Topher Grace, Bradley Cooper, George Lopez, gay sex, fucking, who would you rather, Valentine's Day, vote, choose

Nine hunks stand before you. Well, technically they're on your computer screen. Which one of them will reign as the hottest cast member of the upcoming film Valentine's Day? Your choices are Ashton Kutcher, Taylor Lautner, Patrick Dempsey, Jamie Foxx, Eric Dane, Carter Jenkins, Topher Grace, Bradley Cooper and George Lopez.

We won't judge you if you vote for Taylor Lautner, as long as you wait until tomorrow when he celebrates his eighteenth birthday. Then again, who would want to click that raggedy little twink when there are so many other hot hunks to choose from?

– Dewitt

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22 thoughts on “Who Would You Rather?: Valentine’s Day Edition

  1. For me, Eric Danes. Hands down…or tied above my head…or behind my back…or grabbing his ass as he plows me…umm…Eric Danes…I’ve said too much already. ;0)

  2. RexMarx, it’s Eric Dane, but I completely agree with you. He is the only one on here that really does anything for me. Not too much, but enough to get the fire going, lol!
    Sidenote: Patrick Dempsey is in this as well?!
    With both of them, hell, it might as well be a Grey’s anatomy Valentine’s Day special, haha!

  3. 1. why is there no gangbang option?
    2. nice try with the taylor lautner. his 18th bday isn’t until tomorrow.

  4. Oops…so excited by my thoughts I added an s on his name. Maybe it was for all that “s”ex that was going through my mind. And yes to the Patrock Dempsey sandwich and I wouldn’t throw Bradley Cooper off the dessert tray. That would make one fantastic Valentine’s Dinner…

  5. I don’t even know who Carter Jenkins is. I literally lol’d at Ashton Kutcher and Topher Grace being on here, too. I guess some guys are into them, but not me.
    My first choice was McSteamy, as well, with Patrick close behind and Brad bringing up the rear. No one else in that list does anything for me.
    (Well, OK, George Lopez might be nice to cuddle with.)

  6. I voted for Bradley Cooper for the longest foreplay before we get into bed.
    Eric Dane is nothing but sex. Plus it’s over in 15 minutes.
    Too bad Dewitt didn’t put Gerard Butler in the list.

  7. i will fight each and every one of you for a shot at Bradley Cooper. You guys can have the rest of the guys…. well, leave Jamie Foxx with me too, just in case Bradley isn’t packing.

  8. Why does the idea of Eric Dane taking Taylor Lautner’s cherry on his 18th birthday appeal to me ever so much? 😉

  9. I voted for Bradley Cooper could have vote Ashton Kutcher but could not get pass the pink outfit and Jamie Foxx will I still remember a lot of the living color images . I wish I re-do my vote because Eric Dane is getting HOTTER & HOTTER !!!

  10. Ashton all the way. Has everyone forgotten about that scene in “The Butterfly Effect” when Ashton is running down the hospital hallway in a pair of scrubs? Sheejhuz!

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