Who Would You Rather?: Thor Or Alcide

You’re not going to enjoy this one. We got TONS of likes when we posted these two on our Facebook page this week. Paparazzi scrambled, women fainted, and I jizzed my shorts (To fellow Manhunt employees who might be reading this – I didn’t really)  when both Chris Hemsworth and Joe Manganiello showed off their summer bods.

They need to stop, because sweating over spelling Alcide’s last name correctly is making me tired.

– J. Harvey

Vote for which of these mythical sex creatures you’d most want to fuck after the JUMP:

Chris Hemsworth

Joe Manganiello


14 thoughts on “Who Would You Rather?: Thor Or Alcide

  1. After watching Joe Manganiello in whatever awards he was in turned me off simulating masturbation with the axe because he did it so god damn much like that was his only move for attention.

    Chris Hemsworth please.

  2. I picked both but if I had to pick one it’d be Hemsworth and I’m not even into blondes.  Maybe I just like Aussies.

  3. If we’re going for sci-fi hotties, I want Cyclops(James Marsden) who everyone seemed to forget about after Chris and Joe were seen at the beach. Though out of those two, I’m team Big Dick Richie.

  4. What a stupid ****ing question.  Joe Manganiello, of course 😉 Nothing against Chris… I’d love to have his ass parked on my cock. But JOe is just the definition of masculine. Woof

  5. Come on. That’s like saying, what would you chose? Super duper, double chocolate cake, or roast turkery with all the fixings? Is there really any right or wrong answer?

  6. I’ll do both. But the “both” option  is kind of an easy choice. So to be fair and honest, i just picked Thor. Yes. i will keep on calling him Thor because i want him to fuck me with him wearing his costume. Just imagine the electric jizz coming out of his cock!!

  7. Thor all the way, but i def woulndt kick the other guy out of bed! Both amazing looking men.

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