One of the oldest questions in the "Who Would You Rather" book revolves around two of DC Comics greatest heroes, Batman and Superman. It's almost criminal that we've never asked you this one, especially after already asking you which version of Superman you'd rather boink.
As far as I'm concerned, this round isn't even a contest. Much like the battle between Wolverine and Cyclops, I'm one-sided when it comes to this matter, and I couldn't comprehend why anyone would choose the other option. It's Superman for me! Hands down. And if you care to disagree, bring it on.
– Dewitt
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It would be hot to have your cock up supermans ass while flying… talk about a great view when you cum…
BATMAN!!!!!!!!!! The mask, the leather chest and ABS plate, and the possibility of a three way with Robin………..It wouldn’t get any better………
Depends on how rough and aggressive you want the sex to be. Superman is stronger, can fly but he would be afraid to hurt you because of his strong sense of humanity. Batman however will dominate you, make you choke on his cock and pound your hole like you were a criminal because he’s already assessed your limits and desires and you probably deserved a good pounding. WOW! Just read what I wrote; you can give me my geek crown now lol
batman. totally. absolutely.
It would be superman cuz of the raw muscles. Batman only looks hot because of his suit, but the outlined muscles aren’t of his body.
Take a look at Larry Niven’s essay “Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex” and you’ll see why having see with Superman would be extremely dangerous to your health. Among other things, he would ejaculate with the force of a machine gun. Definitely not what you want if you’re bottoming. Batman for me, please. He’s probably way into bondage and other kink. And we know he’s gay, given his relationship with Robin.
To add on to Bohemond, Superman is supposed to be as fast as a speeding bullet. Who wants that quick of sex?? Be boring.
Haha, “ejaculate with the force of a machine gun”…Wow! I was going to say Batman anyways, now this just gives me more of a reason…Ouch!
I agree with Bill.
The mask, the Leather and the abs. Not to forget that ASS.
Oh yes, he can put me in bondage as well.
A three way with Robin is a plus.
What does Superman have to offer but a quickie? He’s always blowing off somewhere.
I can also blackmail Batman for money. LoL
We know Batman would be good at bondage, look at how many traps he’s been put into and escaped from. He would know how to keep someone tied up so you’re not going anywhere. Also you seem to forget the bat-nipples on the suit lol
Superman all the way. Why have sex with a mere mortal. The man of steel would have amazing stamina, could fly you to remote locations for sex and then fly you back in time for work. How sexy would be to kiss a guy while flying. If he looked like Smallville Superman all the better!
Who the hell is picking that loser Superman? He is the worst superhero of all time.
I have to pick Superman, I’m sure that they call him the “Man Of Steel” for more than one reason…
superman… batman would just involve toys too much 🙂
give me the Superguy everytime, Hard as Steel and he would want to hug after. The Bat is just a dirty old man who has a thing for under age boys!!!!!!
First time I have ever said neither. Now Mr. Fantastic, that is another story.
A real tough choice, to be sure… but I’d have to go with Batman. He IS the archetypal homoerotic fantasy [along with the ‘boy’ wonder]. And, I tend to agree with JT and others above: batman would be domineering and give one a royal plowing WITHOUT annihilating your asshole in a Kryptonian blow-out! lol
george clooney batman
Remember superman may be the man of steal. But also faster then a locomotive. So it might be over before you even knew anyhing happened
Both @ the same time Robin can join in too lol
Man of Steel for me. Good looks, great body, can literally sweep you off your feet (can you say mid-air fuck?), plus he’s the kind of sweet, sensitive guy you could bring home to meet your mother.
superman anyday. satisfies both my geeky guy in glasses(clark kent)and hot stud musclemary(superman)fantasies.
Heck any man that can fuck you straight into the stratosphere …..literally…..is a keeper :op
ps: finding a guy’s prostate should be easier with x-ray vision
actually i find batman to be more masculine…. that curl of hair superman has falling on his forehead is too faggot….:\
this is a reeeaaaallly tough decision…but I’m gonna have to go with batman on this one…Superman is a little TOO clean-cut for me, not to mention the fact that his ejaculations can break your neck (like a dolphin’s), and the possibility that he earned “faster than a speeding bullet” for more than just being able to give The Flash a challenge in a race around the world.