The contestants for today’s edition of Who Would You Rather consist of Google search results for “Sexy Gay Santa”. We’re not ashamed to admit one of them is licking a candy cane in a very suggestive manner. Because, seriously, that picture isn’t embarrassing at all.
Not so surprisingly, none of these competitors come close to the traditional body type for Santa. We’re just going to assume that the gay version of the North Pole is equipped with a David Barton gym and a handful of Shake Weights…
– Dewitt
To check out the pics and cast your vote, follow the JUMP:
SANTA ONE:
SANTA TWO:
SANTA THREE:
SANTA FOUR:
Well, there’s Santa Three ++++…and then there’s everyone else….
Oh god, Santa 2 hands down! He’s the most real, and STILL the most sexy. The others are cookie-cutters.
I want to see a real polar Bear dressed as Santa who looks like Santa with his boner out. Lots of guys into the Santa fetish and none of these guys look like him.
One, Two, THREE !!! ;-)~
Lorenzo, I hate to bust your bubble, but Santa is not real, so go with the fantasy Santa that stuffs your stocking! I vote 3…
@ Matt
I would like to direct you to here: http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson821.html
Santa is, in fact, real.
2 all the way – no competition
Number 1 – it’s undeniable.
2 is just typical porno type.
3 has a great body but his face says paedo.
4 is nice but he has a lil’ red spot on his chest …
fussy? Yes. Worth it? Probably not.
#3 with my legs in the air! instant hard-on w/o even opening of the comments section!
Santa Two is my choice. Something to hold on to.
lol, i love it
actually I would love to have them all
Since Santa has a beard and is certainly of bearish proportions, the only possible choice is number 2…like a younger Santa before the nuge weightgain and white hair! The guy in photo number 3 looks like he is ready to be Santa’s elfish helper in green…
Since Santa has a beard and is certainly of bearish proportions, the only possible choice is number 2…like a younger Santa before the nuge weightgain and white hair! The guy in photo number 3 looks like he is ready to be Santa’s elfish helper in green…
#3 hands down, but I have to admit #2 has a very kissable face.
Haha that was great. Thanks Socjon!
I love Anton anyways, so Santa 3 for me! Though if Santa 2 is willing to be dominant, verbal and aggressive in bed…
Although, Santa 4 has some potential as well. Maybe it’s the acne dot on his chest that throws me off.
I’d love to eat Santa 2’s sweet ass
No. 3 can stuff my stocking.
mmmm santa 2 everything about him is woof woof woof so hot and manly actually meat on his bones something to shake and wiggle with as you fuck him in bed!
Suddenly the holidays just got a little brighter. I’d love to see one of those hot Santas cuming down my chimney.
Santa THREE!!! Sheesh! He is SO hot!!!
Santa THREE!!! Sheesh! He is SO hot!!!
of course… santa 2 is my best choice to bring him home…