The Royals are reportedly super pissed at Prince Harry for showing off his fiery goods to those camera phone-wielding wenches in Vegas. They need to loosen up their bustles, hoopskirts and assorted finery, and chill the fuck out. This ain’t Downton Abbey! It’s Vegas 2012! People do things like get nekkid and play pool with hookers in Sin City! You’re just supposed to confiscate the phones before you drop trou.
A slashy fan-fiction pairing in Vegas last week was the sexual dream team of Harry with the dumb but so very fuckable Olympic medalist Ryan Lochte. There’s video of them racing each other in a hotel pool. This kind of thing is supposed to be done without clothes, you fools. Nevertheless, both guys are sexual lava (Harry almost literally due to his ginge). With which one would you rather splash around?
– J. Harvey
To vote, Follow the JUMP:
Prince Harry
Ryan Lochte
Ryan is an illiterate DB…Harry for sure…
Ryan is an illiterate DB…Harry for sure…
While I love a hairy ginger (especially a royal one), an Olympic swimmer is pretty hard to beat.
I would fuck both of them as long as Ryan didn’t ever speak
remember when ryan was supposed to be the star of the games? it was gonna be like, “michael phelps who?” and then he ended up a total douchebag cuntsack? i can’t even look at that guy….he’s the next celebutard.
With regard to Ryan Lochte, if his mouth is full, does it really matter how dumb he is?
Harry….he’s got brains and a nice bod and will one day be besst buds with the King of England and do anything he fucking pleases like Princess Margaret did with Queen Liz. Lochte, from the interviews I’ve seen, looks and sounds like a frat boy that got by on his looks alone.
I’d argue that if his ass was full, it don’t really matter, either! :P~
Lochte is the kind of douchebag who’s behaviour just screams small penis.
Lochte is the kind of douchebag who’s behaviour just screams small penis.
If Lochte weren’t so damned stuck on himself he’d be halfway attractive. And the previews of his acting (quote) suck. Hope he sees them and goes back to the pool.
If Lochte weren’t so damned stuck on himself he’d be halfway attractive. And the previews of his acting (quote) suck. Hope he sees them and goes back to the pool.
If Lochte weren’t so damned stuck on himself he’d be halfway attractive. And the previews of his acting (quote) suck. Hope he sees them and goes back to the pool.
I would sleep with both in a heart beat. If I hard to spend a significant amount of time talking to them & fucking them or had to pick only one Prince Harry without a doubt.
Had not hard. Lol! Damn autocorrect!
Had not hard. Lol! Damn autocorrect!
Had not hard. Lol! Damn autocorrect!
put a bag on lochte face, keep his mouth full, and show him how a MAN should TAKE properly, but for the prince, gentle to start out with then go ALL OUT. when finish with harry go finish off your frustrations lochte, show him the TRUE meaning of chaffing & PAIN
put a bag on lochte face, keep his mouth full, and show him how a MAN should TAKE properly, but for the prince, gentle to start out with then go ALL OUT. when finish with harry go finish off your frustrations lochte, show him the TRUE meaning of chaffing & PAIN
Yukk. Neither nor. Thought Lochte was somewhat hot until I heard him talk.
Yukk. Neither nor. Thought Lochte was somewhat hot until I heard him talk.