Who Would You Rather?: Only Girl Vs. Only Boy Edition

To make this round of Who Would You Rather a bit more interesting, we’re going to present you with a hypothetical and wildly unrealistic situation. Due to some supernatural occurrence, you’re one of two individuals left on this planet. Oddly enough, you’re granted the opportunity to bring back all of human existence, including your friends, loved ones and family members.

There’s just one small catch–you have to sleep with the other survivor of this supernatural catastrophe. With this scenario in my mind, would you rather be stranded with Rihanna or this guy who parodied her “Only Girl (In The World)” music video? You must choose one of these options, or it’ll be the end of the world as we know it.

– Dewitt

To watch the videos and cast your vote, follow the JUMP:

ONLY GIRL (IN THE WORLD):

ONLY BOY (IN THE WORLD):


167 thoughts on “Who Would You Rather?: Only Girl Vs. Only Boy Edition

  1. Anyone who doesn’t choose Rihanna is a RACIST! Yeah, I said it, LMFAO! All jokes aside, even as gay as I am, I most assuredly could get it up for Rihanna before this “older leathery” individual…

  2. If it is only one night, and then I can go back to guys, Rihanna, that is no sacrifice. But ask a straight guy if he would sleep with the guy once, to bring back all his women.

  3. I think I would go with Rihanna. I would just tell her to be silent, close my eyes and picture Usher. lol! With the old guy the image of him would be burned into my head and I would never be able to get it up. lol! Besides, if Rihanna was a guy she would be kind of hot. lol!

  4. It’s funny how the black guys never advance in the top 10, but as soon as there’s a black female in a who’d you rather she wins in a landslide XD

    I’d def go for Rihanna myself here, but I’d want her to be saying wacky things in her islands accent and/or narrate like in the Shy Ronnie sketches.

  5. It’s funny how the black guys never advance in the top 10, but as soon as there’s a black female in a who’d you rather she wins in a landslide XD

    I’d def go for Rihanna myself here, but I’d want her to be saying wacky things in her islands accent and/or narrate like in the Shy Ronnie sketches.

  6. It’s funny how the black guys never advance in the top 10, but as soon as there’s a black female in a who’d you rather she wins in a landslide XD

    I’d def go for Rihanna myself here, but I’d want her to be saying wacky things in her islands accent and/or narrate like in the Shy Ronnie sketches.

  7. Seriously?

    I’d never touch a pu… Pu… Va… Fuck it, that rotten box of cow tongue willingly.

    Except for Rhianna. Pound. The. Hell. Out. Of. Her.

    And I’d be thinking of Eminem while I do it.

    Don’t lie. You would too.

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