I’ve been thinking a lot about Elton John lately. By “lately,” I mean since yesterday afternoon when my blogging compatriot Dewitt posted pictures of Elton’s bare buttcheeks swinging low over the ocean. They weren’t THAT bad. To be honest, they could have been hanging down in the engine room. Dude is up there in age. Granted, no one needs to see that ever again but it’s nice to know an elderly homo can still party like a drunken and slutty twink when he gets the urge.
Elton’s pal George Michael has been back in the news lately, as well. He’s released a new single celebrating his surviving a nasty battle with pneuomonia. And he made a grand appearance dressed as your lesbian aunt at a disco biker rally at the Olympic Closing Ceremonies on Sunday night.
Both of them are no longer in the spring of their lives, but if you had to choose – which one would you rather make beautiful music with? Or rather – close your eyes and picture Nick Sterling with?
– J. Harvey
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Elton may have been talented, but he’s ugly inside and out. I do give him props for his AIDS foundation, tho
Elton may have been talented, but he’s ugly inside and out. I do give him props for his AIDS foundation, tho
Elton may have been talented, but he’s ugly inside and out. I do give him props for his AIDS foundation, tho
Elton may have been talented, but he’s ugly inside and out. I do give him props for his AIDS foundation, tho
Elton may have been talented, but he’s ugly inside and out. I do give him props for his AIDS foundation, tho
Elton may have been talented, but he’s ugly inside and out. I do give him props for his AIDS foundation, tho
Elton may have been talented, but he’s ugly inside and out. I do give him props for his AIDS foundation, tho
George Michael is starting to look like Sly Stallone since he’s aged
The last few years have not been kind to George Michael, but in the late 80s and the 90s, he was one of the hottest and sexiest men I have ever seen. And Faith, of course, is one of the truly great pop albums, if such a thing exists.
The last few years have not been kind to George Michael, but in the late 80s and the 90s, he was one of the hottest and sexiest men I have ever seen. And Faith, of course, is one of the truly great pop albums, if such a thing exists.