Homo-geeks who were disappointed by that whole BioWare Star Wars scandal can now rejoice knowing that hobbits were kind of real. The New York Times has published an article detailing the paleontological study of the three-foot tall hominids. They've yet to discover if the hobbits were as hot and vaguely gay as Elijah Wood and Dominic Monaghan.
– Dewitt
One of the hobits is in X-Men origins…but who cares about him when we get to see hugh jackmans sexy ass!!!