In a surprising last minute turn, Robbie Williams is back on top (pardon my erection) of our Weekly Top Ten. When we last checked the charts, Britney Spears was dominating yet again with "3". Now, three songs have pushed ahead of her. Was there some foul play at hand? It's impossible to say.
But let's not focus on that possibility, because there's sadder news in the mix. After a triumphant return and weeks of making our booties pop, we're now forced to wave goodbye to Whitney Houston's "Million Dollar Bill". Joining her on the loser's bench is Carrie Underwood, Kim Zolciak and one of Lady Gaga's selections.
If you're new to the Weekly Top Ten, why don't you take your clothes off and let me explain the rules? Each week you'll be presented with ten songs. You get to vote for up to three moving to the next week. From those results, we'll take the five tunes with the highest percentages, a song we saved and four other contributions. These selections will make up the following week's charts.
So whose dick do you have to suck if your favorite song isn't on the list? Technically, mine. But if your jaw is too tired from last night, just leave a comment suggesting your jam for next week. We listen to nearly every song you recommend, and if it gets us goin'… you might see it here next week!
– Dewitt
To check out the charts and vote, follow the JUMP:
- Robbie Williams – Bodies (LW – 5): Wow! This came out of nowhere. We were surprised the first time Robbie hit number one, and this is even more surprising. Even if their was foul play, we're not going to complain. Plus, this just gives us an excuse to gawk at his hot, hairy body.
- Lady Gaga – Bad Romance (LW – 7): I still haven't heard the final version of this song, and I'm already excited about it. I wasn't too crazy about this at first, but it's so catchy that I can't get it out of my head!
- Shakira – She Wolf (LW – 6): Even if Shakira's latest song is a complete atrocity, this one's still making our hips move in a truthful fashion. We're glad to see that you didn't let it fall off the charts! Let's hope it can hold on for a few more weeks.
- Britney Spears – 3 (LW – 1): Alright Britney fans, it's time to get angry. How was your queen all the way at the top, and then suddenly she gets pushed to number four? You'll need to work hard to ensure that this doesn't happen again. And it may get dirty.
- Miley Cyrus – Party in the U.S.A. (LW – 4): Quite honestly, we're becoming a little disenchanted with this song. We loved the Fire Island video and all, but now that it's freezing as fuck outside… we can't help scoffing at those scantily-clad beach boys.
- Black Eyed Peas – Meet Me Halfway (DEBUT): So this may or may not be one of my least favorite songs on the charts. That won't stop you from voting for it. No matter how much I bitch, the Black Eyed Peas will always be pretty damn popular. It's like they're magical or something.
- Florence and The Machine – You've Got The Love (WILD CARD): This one got an overwhelming amount of votes on our wild card post, so I'm keeping my fingers crossed that it can stay in the competition. The vocals on this one are absolutely astounding!
- Jay Sean f/ Lil Wayne – Down (LW – 9): Were you just trying to spite me by letting this one fall out of the top five? Well, guess what bitches? We're saving it this week at the expense of your dear friend Lady Gaga's "Paparazzi". Yeah, we went there.
- Calvin Harris – Flashback (WILD CARD): Maybe I'm being pessimistic, but I don't think this song stands a chance amongst such fierce competitors. That won't stop me from dancing to it!
- Robin Thicke – Sex Therapy (DEBUT): Holy shit! This song just makes my clothes melt off. Unfortunately, it has two handicaps when you look at our chart history. It's a slow jam. And despite Robbie's success, it's performed by a male vocalist. A rather fuckable male vocalist, if I might add.
Noooo!! Bring Paparazzi back!!! I’m still in love with that song lol
how on earth britney ended at no.4 when for most part of the week she had 40%+. the next closest to her was only 20 something %
I think the Black-Eyed Peas are pretty mindless – they create catchy songs with meaningless lyrics – but I have to say I can’t understand the appeal of “Meet Me Halfway” at all. I’ve heard it a couple of times now on the radio, and all I can think is, why did they release this as a single? I can’t even remember how it goes and I just heard it last night.
I want to propose one song for the Wild Card section and I hope it makes it to the list next week. Natalie Imbruglia’s “Want” is very catchy. Can’t get the song out of my head and although is not a dance number, it is good and you all should check the video. It’s also very sexy.
So…I like the fact that Lady Gaga’s songs stay on the chart for weeks on end…then the week they fall off, they are never saved. That’s the only foul play I see, Dewitt. Bring “Paparazzi” back…or else I’ll have to give you a beating with my stick… 😉
Jay Sean is is cute but that song blows