Well, there aren't many shakeups in the top five of Manhunt Daily's Weekly Top Ten. The same five people who were there last week managed to stick around, and the only difference is that Ke$ha and Dangerous Muse have switched places as Lady Gaga's hottest competitor. Neither shows any sign of taking her spot yet, but who knows what'll happen this week?
We sure as hell don't, but we do know what happened last week. Marina and The Diamonds, Florence + The Machine, Alphabeat and The Saturdays all failed to obtain enough votes to stick around in the competition. At least they were lucky enough to become part of the competition. M.I.A., Lioness and Young Money were all eliminated in the Wild Card round, before they even had a chance.
If you're new to the Weekly Top Ten, take your hands off your dick for a second while I explain the rules. Better yet, keep your hands on your dick. And if you want extra credit, put my hands on your dick… wait, where was I going with this? Oh yeah, the rules! Each week you'll be presented with ten songs. You get to vote for up to three moving to the next week. From those results, we'll take the five tunes with the highest percentages, a song we saved and four other contributions. These selections will make up the following week's charts.
So what do you have to do to get your favorite song on the list? Juggle nine dildos while singing Susan Boyle's repertoire. Or you could just leave a comment with your suggestion. We listen to nearly every song you recommend, and if it's hotter than Susan Boyle's face… you might see it here next week!
– Dewitt
To check out the charts and vote, follow the JUMP:
- Lady Gaga – Bad Romance (LW – 1): Somebody needs to make a damn crown, because Gaga's pretty much the queen of the gays right now. This is basically her millionth week atop the Weekly Top Ten. Is she the only person who'll be able to steal her spot. We'll find out soon when the "Telephone" video debuts.
- Ke$ha – Tik Tok (LW – 3): Receiving a boost from the release of her debut album Animal, Ke$ha moves into the number two position. Maybe we should have taken those claims that she's "the new Lady Gaga" a little more seriously? It's gonna take a lot more for this one to win me over.
- Dangerous Muse – I Want It All (LW – 2): What exactly does "heteroflexible" mean? I'm not exactly sure, but the boys of Dangerous Muse claim that word describes their sexuality. I hope that means they'd be willing to fuck me in both ends while listening to this song. Yup, I want it all! And every inch of it.
- Janet Jackson – Make Me (LW – 4): I'm not sure what happened to this song in the actual world, but it's still holding strong in the world of Manhunt Daily. Will Janet finally be able to recover from the curse of her Super Bowl nip slip? We can only hope so, and the follow-up to her latest greatest hits collection should help.
- Jay-Z f/ Alicia Keys – Empire State of Mind (LW – 5): Mr. Beyonce Knowles is hanging in there! Has any hip-hop song ever done this well on our charts? Technically this is only its third week in the running, but it's impressive when compared to previous entries. What do you guys have against hip-hop? OMG, you're so racist! Just kidding, just kidding…
- Roisin Murphy – Momma's Place (LW – 7): Alphabeat may have received more votes than this song, but I'm allowed to be selfish about which song I save. As much as I love "Hole In My Heart", it doesn't even come close to "Momma's Place". If this gets voted off this week, I'll have a hole in my heart.
- Gabriella Cilmi – On A Mission (DEBUT): File under my new obsession! I've watched this video over and over, and I seriously might start learning the choreography during this weekend. It's the best thing that's ever happened to me, and I mean that in the gayest way possible.
- Sade – Soldier of Love (RETURN): With a smashing music video and a little help from Lost, Sade pops back in for another visit. Although she didn't stay around too long last time, I think she has the potential to surprise us and march to the number one spot! Okay, maybe not. But it's a nice thought!
- Jason Aldean – The Truth (WILD CARD): Considering that the highest charting country song on these charts came from Taylor Swift, it's questionable whether Mr. Aldean has a chance here. You voted him on, so you're the ones who're gonna have to keep him around.
- Alicia Keys – Try Sleeping With A Broken Heart (DEBUT): Alicia didn't even make it past the Wild Card round when we first featured this song, but we've received a few requests to give it another try. Perhaps she'll have better luck this time?
I am ON A MISSION to keep this hot song on the charts!
Love you Dewitt for putting Alicia Keys back into the charts!
Hopefully we’ll see it again next week, but I have my doubts.
Votes went to Alicia Keys, Gaga and Sade.
I voted for Gaga, Róisín Murphy, and Sade. All incredible talents in very different ways.
My votes this week went to Gaga, Ke$ha and Sade. Any chance to see Calvin Harris’ new single “You used to hold me” on the wild card competition next week?
Has anyone stumbled upon La Roux – I’m Not Your Toy. Recommend the Jack Beats Remix.
JANET! JANET! and to answer your question about the single–it was just used a promo for the greatest hits collection. It was never released to radio and was being given out for free on her website for the first month it was out. The video didnt even come out til after the GH cd was released