From uncomfortable silence
to Best Picture nominee in just 2:05!

---

 

See, the way it works is, usually studios will release a scene on their site, and then email all of their affiliates with photos and a trailer and sometimes a longer-form extract from the full scene. Men At Play is usually real good about sending a dramatic trailer, a tube clip, and an elaborate storyline to go along with.

Now this new movie from MAP, the Chancer (British slang sometimes escapes me, so feel free to tell me what that means in the comments), features Massimo Piano (whose name I love sooooo much) and Matthew Anders, and I guess they work at a record label? And they both want to be tour managers – which doesn’t sound like that great a job. And so when only one of them gets the job, they have sex.

 

I may not be explaining that totally correctly. Here’s how Men at Play put it:

 

Office rivalry escalates when Matthew Anders eagerly reveals to colleague Massimo PIano that he’s ust been offered position of senior tour manager at the headquarters of a successful record label. Massimo can’t hide his disappointment at losing out on his dream job. Most average guys would resort to just begging Matthew to let him join the tour crew but Massimo is no average guy and as soon as he’s alone with Matthew, Massimo uses the i’ll scratch your back approach, turns on his charms and gently kisses Matthew’s neck to make him slowly melt. That’s probably all it would take to be honest but why waste an opportunity to play further with his sexy superior, so cocky chancer Massimo, drops to his knees unzips Matthew flies, and works him mouth over that pre-teased cock. Matthew gets hot under the collar and strips butt naked but cool calculating Matthew sits back fully suited allowing Matthew to ride his thick member.

 

That’s a lot, right? So here’s the trailer that gives a little bit of story and shows you the general tone of the Chancer:

 

 

 

But then they also sent this tube clip along, with no music. It’s just deafening silence and slurping sounds. Which seems like it would be a little bit hot, and yet:

 

 

 

Awkward, right? So I took a minute and found the perfect score for this truly epic ass eating that Matthew Anders is getting here. Take a look (and Academy voters, take note):

 

 

 

Is that not SUCH an improvement?! I want to watch THAT movie, immediately, and I want it to be like just 90 minutes of ass eating culminating in a touch-less cumshot just from said eating.

You can see the real version of the scene over at Men at Play.  But I’m telling you now, it won’t be as dramatic as that thing I made up there.

 

– tyler