For the longest time, I told myself that I’d never hire an escort because I could easily find a guy to fuck for free. Today, it dawned on me that this is a total sack of crap. The gay hook-up scene, even on Manhunt, can get a bit tiresome with all the games people play, cancelled appointments and constant effort to get a pair of lips wrapped around your shaft.
Want to know the real reason I’ve never hired an escort? Because I’m a cheap bastard.
To be entirely frank, if I had a ton of disposable income to throw around, I would get off on the power of reaching into my wallet, logging onto a site like GP$cort and finding the nearest piece of ass to satisfy my needs. Whenever I’d get in the mood for a thick daddy dick to ram my hole—and everyone I’m chatting with turns out to be a bottom—I’d just pick up the phone, set the time and prepare to be dominated the way I need to be.
But I’m getting ahead of myself! I’ve never actually explained to you the purpose of GP$cort. It’s essentially like Jack’d (or any of the other lesser, location-based mobile apps) mashed together with Rentboy. Wherever you are, you can immediately find out where the closest escort is. He could be sitting right next to you at the same restaurant, or he could be a short drive away from you. It takes out a bit of the guesswork, so you can focus on what’s really important—getting him in front of you as soon as humanly possible.
I’m intrigued! And, hey, maybe one day I’ll get a chance to try it…
* That title is misleading! GP$cort isn’t technically an app, but a website that works in a similar fashion to mobile hook-up apps.
– Dewitt
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Two i’d pay for in a heartbeat (without the airfare to GET to me in the first place). I’ve never paid for it (though I’ve often thought about it)… two of these guys would change that thought into a reality!!! I’ve had a crush on Davidnsf for years! And Samuel Colt? Holy hell! WOOF!
as someone who has paid for it a handful of times it was one of the best things I’ve ever done because with one guy (I hired more than once) it was some of the BEST sex I’ve ever, EVER had!
I take it this is not an Apple/iPhone app….
My question to lesbian or straight women over 40 or 50 have to pay to have sex? Having a pussy is a strong tool to have for a woman. I’ve known gorgeous men to hook up with an ugly or fat woman just because she had a pussy.
My point, I’m over 50 and I refuse to pay any man to have sex with me, with the exception or William Levy, Chris Hemsworth, and Eddie Cibrian. Sometimes the gay lifestyle can be lonely for us men over 50. AARP considers people 50 and up to be senior citizen. Damn life’s a bitch sometimes. LOL
And here I thought that great manhunt tops (and bottoms) were plentiful.
thanks for all the info!! you pointed out exactly what is wrong with Manhunt! guess i’ve been looking in the wrong spot.