Manhunt has swept the “Best Hookup Site” for five consecutive years at the Cybersocket Web Awards. I know, right? We’re kind of amazing… And since we’re not willing to give up the sensation of holding that deceptively heavy, glass trophy in our hands, we’d appreciate if you headed over to their site and voted for us again.
Oh, and don’t forget to vote for Manhunt Mobile in the “Best Mobile Site” category! Our billboards in Los Angeles and New York City stirred up a ton of unnecessary controversy, exposing double standards and homophobic sentiments in the advertising industry. This is our year to win. We ruled the fucking media. So maybe you should vote for us.
Last but not least, while you’re over at Cybersocket’s site, you might as well vote for Manhunt Daily as “Best Porn Blog“! We’ve lost this award for two years in a row, and I’m willing to go to EXTREME lengths to win at the upcoming ceremony (just because we’re never nominated for anything else). If I promise to strip down to a jockstrap for my acceptance speech, will you vote for us? What if I promise to keep my clothes on instead? Would that convince you?
Either way, vote for us. We hear that the good karma you’ll acquire from helping us out will lead to the best sex you ever had. All you need to do is vote for us in all three categories, sign onto Manhunt and wait patiently for the man of your dreams.
– Dewitt
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