It would not be inaccurate to say that we initially thought Vali‘s “Ben ‘n Jerry” was a song about double penetration. It wouldn’t be that much of a stretch! The song opens with the lyrics, “I wanna have my cake and eat it too. Don’t blame me if I want a double scoop.” <— Like, are we wrong that she makes it sound like she wants two dicks at once? Because we wouldn’t blame her! Some holes just can’t get enough.
Sadly, the real explanation is much less exciting! Yet, as a consequence, that makes it all the more relatable on a universal level: “[The song] sounds like ice cream to me. It just has like this sprinkle thing. I’m very visual, so for me I was like, ‘Mmm, Ben & Jerry.’ Then I thought it would be really cool to have it represent two guys or just represent guys in general—where it’s like Ben’s so sweet and Jerry’s the bad boy, you know? So that’s kind of how it started.”
What an #eloguent explanation! Who hasn’t ever had to choose between the nice guy and the bad boy? And why are we even bothering to make a song about this? The bad boy always wins. Because he’s better in bed.
– Dewitt
Watch the music video for “Ben ‘n Jerry” below:
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this song is pretty weak, but holy shit that white boy in the tank is a dream cum true! as for choosing, ive never been able to, i just go for both.
Both? At the same time? ;P
Cute song, but “Muah” is sooooo much better. sexy beat
whenever possible 😉