Some of you couldn't care less about the recent drama between gossip blogger Mario Lavandeira and Black Eyed Peas member will.i.am. But for those who do, I've compiled a list of developments within the past couple of days. It's like Cliffs Notes, except gayer and about nothing of importance.
- To begin, Lavandeira issues a second statement on his blog that doesn't involve him crying and shouting like Chris Crocker. It also doesn't apologize for his usage of the word "faggot", even after GLAAD spoke out against his language usage.
- Did somebody say damage control? In the most seemingly insincere way, Lavandeira issues yet another statement to say "I'm Sorry" for his loose lips.
- However, he's not sorry to anyone else involved in the incident. A lawsuit is filed against the Peas road manager Polo Molina, the man responsible for the actual "Boom Boom Pow"-ing.
- Will.i.am issues a statement, which is ten times more convincing than anything released by the other party.
- Gawker points out that Lavandeira could technically face two years of jail time due to strict Canadian anti-hate crime laws.
- Breckin Meyer and Zac Efron make fun of Mario's video response.
Well there you have it! I'm sure this isn't the last we've heard from these two boys. How long do you think Mario will milk the publicity from this incident before the public and media stops caring altogether? Unless something else mind-blowing happens, consider this the last post I write on this matter.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Starcasm
“the last post”???? Thank the GAWDS!!!! Ya want Mario to go away???? Stop giving hime the time and effort……. Aren’t there any Old Lady Rest Homes that want a wannabe celeb in thier dining room?
Mario Lavandeira is the load that his mother should have swallowed.