In 2006, Sacha Baron Cohen made a skimpy piece of stretchy, neon-green cloth infamous when he had his character Borat sport a mankini in Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan. The movie was a huge hit, and moviegoers chuckled at a gangly, hairy dude wearing underwear that barely contained his junk while flossing his ass.
Plus – it had suspenders.Underwear with suspenders.
Since then, the mankini has been the hallmark of exhibitionists. It’s usually worn by streakers, drunk guys at bachelor parties, and men who want to induce vomiting at sporting events.
It’s not like it’s comfy. Don’t ask how I know this. It is a legit type of underwear, however, so we’re featuring it. And once in awhile, one of those aforementioned exhibitionists looks hot in one. Well, he shows off his goods in one and the goods look good. The mankini is still ridiculous and should be shunned.
– J. Harvey
For a galley for guys in mankinis, Follow the BREAK (don’t worry, we avoided the pics of jolly obese guys wearing them. Unless you’re into that sort of thing and I can send em’ to you if you want.):
no one, and I mean no one, looks good in one of those. My back-up in this argument: all the pictures posted above.
no one, and I mean no one, looks good in one of those. My back-up in this argument: all the pictures posted above.
no one, and I mean no one, looks good in one of those. My back-up in this argument: all the pictures posted above.
no one, and I mean no one, looks good in one of those. My back-up in this argument: all the pictures posted above.
Only the last pic looks attractive. I like the way that cute, chubby butt swallows up the green strap.
I was going to say that you forgot one of my faves, but then I saw the link: http://www.manhuntdaily.com/2011/10/caption-this-the-halloweenie-mankini/
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I was going to say that you forgot one of my faves, but then I saw the link: http://www.manhuntdaily.com/2011/10/caption-this-the-halloweenie-mankini/
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I disagree with your first sentence, but TOTALLY agree with the second.
For some reason, this one holds more appeal to me. Maybe it’s the color, but more likely it’s the occupant:
http://www.slickitup.com/86-candy-sling.html
couldn’t have said it better, Sal! lol
John Mayer looks good in one also.
http://www.sheknows.com/entertainment/battle-of-the-bachelors/gallery/john-mayer/john-mayer-borat
Even the sexy guys look kinda silly in that. Perhaps we should all just say no to the mankini.
Even the sexy guys look kinda silly in that. Perhaps we should all just say no to the mankini.
Yuck
Yuck