Top Or Bottom: Chick-fil-A President Dan Cathy

Do you think Chick-fil-A head Dan Cathy takes it in the seat or gives it? If he bends over, it’s an insult to bottoms and men who let their women peg them everywhere. Fuck, I’m going to have to transition over to top to avoid being lumped in the same class with this twat if he does. Argh, becoming a top? That sucks – they shoulder all of the work!

And if he’s a top….I don’t know. The ass looks like it might have spread cause of some serious hammering.

It was a week of bigotry (this douche, The Boy Scouts of America) and nightmarish violence (I don’t have to go into it but it was definitely a cause for drinking). Let’s blow off some steam by ridiculing this motherfucker.

It’s always been my personal belief that the creepy assholes crowing the most loudly about how the LGBT community is rending apart the fabric of the nation are the ones who are PROBABLY the guy putting his hand on your knee in the movie theater. If that’s what Mr. Cathy does, I hope he gets a fistful of Fred Willard’s spew.

Going by my theory, the fast food fuckward probably has a very deep closet. When he does pick up a hustler or dons dark glasses and a very pulled-down ball cap to try to tag ass at the gay bar, what position do you think he ends up in?

Oh, this was the bile he spewed this week in case you need a reminder. There’s a fast food chain in our great country that is expressly against equal rights for all. That’s charming.

“I think we are inviting God’s judgment on our nation when we shake our fist at Him and say, ‘We know better than you as to what constitutes a marriage,'” Cathy said. “I pray God’s mercy on our generation that has such a prideful, arrogant attitude to think that we have the audacity to define what marriage is about.”

Cathy explains that the company that his father created and the one that he now runs is possible because of family and the support that families offer.
“We are very much supportive of the family — the biblical definition of the family unit. We are a family-owned business, a family-led business, and we are married to our first wives. We give God thanks for that … We want to do anything we possibly can to strengthen families. We are very much committed to that,” Cathy said.

STFU, Dan Cathy. I’m not bothering to have you vote cuz’ FUCK HIM! He doesn’t earn a “Top or Bottom” poll!

– J. Harvey

30 thoughts on “Top Or Bottom: Chick-fil-A President Dan Cathy

  1. Hope he chokes on a tasty chicken sandwich with a pickle and toasty butter bun with a side of waffle fries.  (Damn, I miss that food but WILL NOT support their hatred).

  2.  This is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. However, the last I checked, laws here are supposedly NOT based on anything religious- that peaky old “separation of church and state” thing that G. W. Bush insisted didn’t exist.

  3. I don’t eat at chain fast food joints but can somebody tell me what company we are talking about here?

  4. Nothing yells out, “I’m a flaming homo!” more than that shirt he’s wearing in that pic!

  5. From

    Mayor Menino on Chick-fil-A: Stuff it
    Vows to block eatery over anti-gay attitude
    By Greg Turner Friday, July 20, 2012 –

    Mayor Thomas M. Menino is vowing to block Chick-fil-A from bringing its Southern-fried fast-food empire to Boston — possibly to a popular tourist spot just steps from the Freedom Trail — after the family-owned firm’s president suggested gay marriage is “inviting God’s judgment on our nation.”“Chick-fil-A doesn’t belong in Boston. You can’t have a business in the city of Boston that discriminates against a population. We’re an open city, we’re a city that’s at the forefront of inclusion,” Menino told the Herald yesterday.

  6. Where and by whom was this photo taken? He appears to be a little hard for whoever he is looking at. His statements are tasteless and thoughtless and lack basic consideration of others. 

  7. why are we wasting our time on this chickenshit!!! Hererr in Maine I  have a good feeling that gay  marriage will win this time  especially with our newest maine summer citizen  – the Honorable Barney Frank.  We love you  and welcome you to Maine. 

  8. I’m sorry, but if you let all your tops “shoulder all of the work” you mustn’t be a very good bottom.

  9. “I pray God’s mercy on our generation that has such a prideful,
    arrogant attitude to think that we have the audacity to define what
    marriage is about.” If he bothered to read the Bible, marriage was definitely not a love match. The were pre-arranged for political reasons or they were a business deal to unite families. The women were treated like chattel.  Marriage has always been redefined. Not that long ago two different races were not allowed to inter-marry. We’ve come a long way but one more big step to take! Marriage equality for all! All means all!

  10. He’s a bottom.  Most right-wing, conservative, corporatist christians usually are.  He’s the kind that hunts for guys under 24 on things like craigslist.  Well, until they get caught.  I wonder if his wife, being a good christian, will stand by him for a couple weeks until she separates from and then divorces him, like all good christian wives do.

    By the way, I never heard of chick-a-lick or whatever it’s called until this whole thing began.  We don’t have any of them around here, not within hundreds of miles.

  11. Chick-fil-A is the only food thats handed out on a tray by a stranger in a mall that I’d eat. I LOVE the stuff. I know I’m supposed to be in lock-step solidarity with all causes that are gay. But I DO love me some of that chicken! Maybe a little bit less often now though. 

  12. Boston has plenty of other businesses that discriminate. I love when people are so tolerant of only those who they agree with. Free speech is supposed to be for everyone

  13.  I totally agree. And I am exercising my free speech by calling him a bigoted douche nugget. And I think it’s bizarre and cunty that you don’t think it’s pretty cool of Mayor Mumbles to look out for us.

  14. Golly, I wonder how the God that this guy fears so much feels about all those chickens having to die to keep the business that “his family” (not God…what!?!?!) created. I just love the narrow focus that these holy rollers have of God as being some old dude that gives a flying fuck about who loves who on this miniscule planet floating around in a sea of life that is the Universe.

    Ya know, Cathy, gay people are born into these families that you claim to support through your bigotry. How does your discrimination help support them? I’m struggling to connect those dots…and apparently so is he.

  15. Oh, puh-lease.  First of all, look at the guy.  Nothing screams self-loathing, in-denial (at least publically) craigslist-posting, buy-bull-thumping-to-alleviate-the-guilt and fake-married-with-kids-to-alleviate-the-guilt than this guy. 

    And someone who works to deny our human, civil and Constitutional rights because of his belief in some non-existent spook deserves to treated “in this fashion.”  May his business fail and his window-covering family end up broke, homeless, sick and hungry.  That’ll teach him a lesson.

  16. I think it is bizzar and cunty that you would even post that last, sort of sentence, as a reply. We both have free speech, so I will continue to question authority and call out anyone who tries to score points when they have ignored other similar situations due to political correctness. 

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