The cast of Jersey Shore has been busy filming their new season in Miami (someone please explain that logic to me), and the paparazzi caught a few shots of Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino stripping down in public. Thanks to these pictures, I now have a "situation" in the front of my jeans. It's turned the prospect of getting up from my desk into an awkward situation.
While I'd like to pretend that I'm above lusting after these guys, the truth still stands that I'd ride all of their dicks until Snooki told me to stop. The Situation's incredible body and cocky attitude make me want to throw my legs in the air with no hesitation, and I don't even care if he's a total douche bag. Would you hit that? Because you know I would!
– Dewitt
Photo credit: KADENAPIX
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How gross…. just can’t get past that face…. and the want to beat on him with a base ball bat….
he’s hot but he’s just utterly insufferable
Haha he is a total douch, but whatever…hes fun to look at.
Call me shallow but I hate him because he has a perfect body! lol
He looks just like a generic We Ho queen….I don’t see what all the fuss is about. I’m sure when he’s 40 he’ll look like James Gandolfini. When’s his 15 minutes up anyway?
He’s hot but the clock is ticking. If he’s not naked somewhere i.e. Playgirl, etc. by the beginning of the fall, I am moving on to the next piece of eye candy.
Id ride that mans cock any day. He could fuck me any way he wanted and Id love every second of it 😉
He’s very cocky,and the 10 minutes of fame has clearly gone to his big head, which could mean he is lacking somewhere else.
The Situation is a huge turn-off…am more drwan to Ronnie.
Ronnie is a short fuse gay basher, plus his body is too short. Situation is hot as hell.
He’s hot, but he’s a douche …
What he really needs is a leather daddy to tie him down securely and then torture his nips, balls, and cock until he learns to drop the attitude.
Meh @ The Situation, total butterface.
Give me Vinnie or Ronnie instead! Yum.
he actually made my dick soft, shit and i’m watching porn.
I hate to admit it but he is damn sexy. But I would have to make sure he would not be talking. Luckily I have something to stuff in his face to shut him up 😉
He’s one of those people who are extremely hot…when they’re quiet.
he’s cute, how about Pauly or the other guys? I guess they don’t flaunt it like Mike.
Is he really wearing Ed Hardy underwear? Can you say “douche bag attire?”
LMAO! One/1 ugly QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think he has a nice body, but i would have to stuff his mouth and put a bag over his face…i just want his body and his dick..that’s all
Hot body but the face of a baboon’s butt
He seems a bit more down to earth than the other jersey shore douches. and he’s freakin gorgeous!!! just needs to ditch the “Image” and he’d be a lot better off. 😀
After you put the paper bag over his head–yeah he’s got a great bod–totally fuckable!
I can’t stand guys like the Situation. Those orange oompa loompa skinned “guidos” on Jersey Shore gives guys like my friend a bad name, a guy who is actually full blooded Italian. Guys this like this make me wish I lived somewhere else other than America.
unfortunately his body is banging, BUT Vinney all the way!
something tells me this guy might like a little Wang on the side..
..i’m sure this might be of interest to a few.
his body is awesome, but his face looks like an apple with a bite taken out of it and left to turn brown in the air/sun. i say no thank you sir
nice body no but soul for me to eat
Only if I could tie him spread-eagled in a doorway with a ball gag in his mouth and fuck him from behind, so I wouldn’t have to put up with the attitude.
I think the situation has the smallest situation out of all of the them ( including Snookie ) simply put the Situation is a big DICK with a SMALL dick !!!
hayson: that was a pretty creative snip, there.
i might have to steal that one from ya.
(of course you won’t be back to see this, but..
..at least i can sat it’s here.)
Nope, couldn’t hit that. Just too much of a Douche. He is too into himself, and with a face like that there is no reason to be that into yourself. Pauly D is hot though. I’d hit that. lol!