The Red Bull Cliff Divers Need To Dive Into Our Laps

Manhunt’s home city of Boston welcomed the Red Bull Cliff Diving World Series 2011 on Saturday. Highly attractive men in very small Speedos leapt off of the Institute of Contemporary Arts into Boston Harbor while the city cheered them on. This is no joke, the platform they flung themselves off of is 85 ft. above sea level. Beantown served as the No.6 city in the competition and….ok, enough of the boring details and on to the men.

When Steve LoBue’s hot body showed up on the LED screens, every gay man on the ICA’s lawn became a cliff diving groupie. And LoBue wasn’t the only hotness without a fear of heights. You also had death defiers Alain Kohl, Kent De Mond, Michal Navratil, and Sacha Kutsenko.

(Did you know Russia had cliff divers? Where the hell in Russia do you practice cliff diving? At the Moscow Y?)

The announcers were babbling on about half-twists and water depth, when the important details were the divers’ washboard abs and tight asses. We know the scuba divers are down there to make sure no one dies, we would rather you join us in trying to make out cock outlines through spandex. If you’re going to talk about form, do it right!

– J. Harvey

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Steve LoBue