The Most Hilariously Emo Conclusion To An E-mail Flirtation

Email, Matthew Hanly
Matthew Hanly, the headmaster at Oregon Episcopal School, has resigned after sexually suggestive e-mails between him and another headmaster were uncovered and circulated among students' parents.
Hanly had attended a dinner party with Michael Hulshof-Schmidt, the headmaster of the International High School of Portland, and two other men. Having had a good time, he did what any logical man would do–propose a foursome through his work e-mail. Doesn't he know it would have been easier to find Hulshof-Schmidt's profile on MANHUNT?
Check out their correspondence above. Either Hanly's last remark is ridiculously awkward or he's referring to some big dick he had the week before. It's impossible to say.
– Dewitt

One thought on “The Most Hilariously Emo Conclusion To An E-mail Flirtation

  1. My God… some guys have a dinner party and send each other some e-mails afterward. Why the hell are we reading about this?
    I like Americans – I really do. But their total obsession with everything sexual is just too annoying.
    I just hope the guys will have a good four way and that the parents of the school will one day get a life of their own.

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