The Locker Room: Wes Welker

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New England Patriot Wes Welker looks fine from one angle, but then the camera catches him from another and he’s a fucking supermodel. He’s a wide receiver for the Pats, and he’s sorta like the anti-Tom Brady. Maybe not as straight-outta-the-chute handsome, but way less annoying. Blame Gisele.

Wes has dreamy eyes, and sometimes sports an ironic moustache. He’s also the team’s practical joker. Actually, he sounds like he might be super-annoying if he wasn’t so hot. Hot people get away with a TON.

For those of you who follow sports out there, Welker is the only receiver in NFL history with at least 110 receptions in any three seasons. Whoo-hoo! Go Wes! I don’t know what that means, to be honest, but it sounds like he’s taken things. Into himself. Widely. Sounds good to me!

– J. Harvey

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226 thoughts on “The Locker Room: Wes Welker

  1. Hate Tom, love Wes. But, J. Harvey, you just ruined two things I love (football and sex) by referencing them in the way you just did!

  2. Hate Tom, love Wes. But, J. Harvey, you just ruined two things I love (football and sex) by referencing them in the way you just did!

  3. Hes actually more of a slot receiver (sounds dirty, huh??) and hes losing his hair.

    He’s been doing radio commercials on “hair restoration” since he had his scalp plugged earlier this year.

  4. Guys like this aren’t real, you know. This is all Photoshop. It’s a tree or a pole or a shrub or something that someone made look like a god. Guys like this don’t really exist. They can’t…. something this good looking would tear apart the fabric of space and time.

  5. Steve… we are on the same page .. 😉 … those eyes, those eyes.., those lips, those lips… (drooling now, gotta get some kleenex).

  6. Finally! I’ve been wanting Wes Welker to show up on here since you started The Locker Room. He’s so fucking hot. He’s also really little, like 5’7″ or something. Too cute!

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