It’s not just because we’re related! Actually, we’re not. I hope we’re not, because I jacked my dick to that pic of him nude except for a room service tray in ESPN Magazine’s “Body Issue”. Ugh, if we share DNA and then I shared some DNA with his image, then that makes me more perverted than you ever imagined. Matt Harvey is the sexyhot pitcher for the New York Mets. He’s got a 98-mph fastball! Keep your one-minute man jokes to yourself.
This formidable athlete was also asked to be the National League starter for the All-Star Game this summer. He’s got the world on a string! All he has to do now is keep posing nude. Because he’s a total stud. Even his fellow players think so!
“Man, he’s a stud,” Washington Nationals outfielder Bryce Harper says.
By the way? Bryce Harper looks like this. They should be studly together.
– J. Harvey
Check out more images of the gorgeous Matt Harvey (as well as a funny bit he did for Jimmy Fallon) below.
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Not a bad looking guy, but I think he comes across as Phil Mickelson’s younger brother, hehe.
Give me more of Bryce Harper any day!!
Gorgeous and a great sense of humor. Perfect!
Oh yes, they should be studs together. I’d quite like to see that.
super sexy smile. Is he a shaver? no need.