The Cock Buffet: Brought To You By Beer & Football

Gay porn star Jaxton Wheeler, Valentino from Chaos Men, beard

Is there anything better than ordering a pizza, watching the game with a bud, throwing back a few beers and then fucking one another’s brains out? The Pats are up against The Jets tomorrow afternoon, so we kindly invite you to take a break from your Rob Gronkowski + Tim Tebow locker room fan-fiction and masturbate to some gay-ass porn.

Today’s edition of The Cock Buffet features twenty brand spanking new scenes, including performers like Jaxton WheelerLandon Conrad, Vinny Castillo, Krys PerezDirk Caber, Troy Daniels, Rocco ReedJohnny Rapid, Paddy O’Brian and a bunch of people whose names will mean NOTHING to 90% of you reading this!

Crack open a beer, grab your dick and get ready for a little ol’ game we call “jizzing all over yourself”. The best time of the week is here.

– Dewitt

Photo credit: Randy Blue

Click through to see this week’s featured scenes:

Paddy O'Brian cumshot, cum

1. Geez, are there any arses that Paddy O’Brian hasn’t fucked yet? He recently shoved his beautiful dick into Ty Roderick, Marc Dylan and Angelo Marconi. For his latest, he teamed up with Jay Roberts for Bashed And Furious 3, the third chapter of Drill My Hole‘s gay porn series.

2. Earlier this week, my new favorite slut-blogger Bradford Matthews asked Fleshbot readers: “Who Fucked Ray Diaz Best?” He neglected to list Rafael Alencar as one of the options, because uh, have you seen their work together on OnTheHunt? It’s splendid, I tell you!

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3. Ginger jock Delaney rides Ryan‘s dick on Chaos Men. This is all pretty great, but where the fuck is Darius? It’s been nearly two months since anyone’s filled his hole, and I’m starting to worry that it’ll die of hunger. Help me, Chaos Men! You’re my boner’s only hope.

4. Dennis Slade intrigued me in his solo for College Dudes, when he told tales of football team threesomes and finger-fucked his own hole like a madman. However, I knew I’d have to see him in action before calling myself a fan… After seeing his new clip with Devin Adams, it is now clear that I’m a fan. That boy’s ass was made for gay sex.

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5. Vinny Castillo‘s straight sex scenes for Next Door Hookups are my go-to whenever I have straight/bi/married fuck buddies come over. The new one with Brittany Amber isn’t anywhere near as good as his fuck-fest with Cassandra Cruz, but it’s almost worth it for ass shots like this (and watching Vinny chomp down on Brittany’s box, which is oddly erotic for me).

6. Tyler Sweet pranks his chemistry teacher Mr. Rocco Reed on Big Dicks At School. Naturally, this leads to Rocco fucking Tyler on his desk, so they can find out whether or not his cum is blue… Don’t ask questions! Just watch and jerk off.

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7. This fine chap goes by the name of Steve Spy. If you head over to Bull Dog Pit, you can watch him slide that thick, uncut meat into another fine chap named Jamie West.

8. Neither Myles Andrews nor Patrick Hill have ever appeared on Manhunt Daily prior to today, but maybe they should have been on here? It’s impossible to say (until you tell me whether you like them or not). See these two hairy fuckers in action at Blake Mason, then get back to me with your answers.

Krys Perez bottoms for Danny Palick on gay porn site Bait Buddies.

9. Krys Perez is apparently growing out his hair for Locks of Love? As long as he keeps throwing up his ankles for hot boys like Danny Palick, there are three simple words to sum up my feelings on this development—I ain’t mad. Watch these two in action at Bait Buddies.

10. My future husband Troy Daniels—who just wrapped up his four-part gangbang—is getting fucked for the 97,802,307th time this year for a new scene with Jordano Santoro. For the record, I need more of Jordano Santoro’s ass in my life, and I need more of Troy Daniels’ ass in my face.

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11. Parker Wright‘s treasure trail drives me insane (and not in a sexy way), but even so, I’d like to take a moment to acknowledge that he has really pretty eyes. Click above or here to watch a clip from his new solo for High Performance Men.

12. Hairy-chested, tattooed dude Noah gets a happy ending on Spunk Worthy. If he ever needs anyone else to give him butt massages, he should know that I’m a certified butt masseur and rimjob enthusiast. I’m really good at massaging butts, you guys.

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13. One day, someone’s going to ask me, “Will you EVER get tired of looking at pictures of Samuel O’Toole‘s butt?” Then I will reach into my pocket, pull out a printed-out copy of this shot, look them deep into the eyes, and say in my most casual deadpan, Hell fucking no, you fucking bastard.

14. Ty Roderick and Aymeric Deville are making our dicks rigid in Titan Men’s appropriately-titled film, um, Rigid.

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15. World of Men introduces you to the hottest new trend of the fall season! All the cool kids, including blond cutie Anthony Clarke, are wearing big dicks on their chins. If you don’t have a big dick to wear on your chin, then no one will be friends with you. NO ONE.

16. Here’s Landon Conrad giving Mitchell Rock a dose of his perky pecker for Falcon. Can someone explain to me how we haven’t written about a Mitchell Rock porn scene since December? That’s fucking lunacy.

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17. More salt and pepper goodness at All-American Heroes! The older guy is the bottom in this scene, in case you were wondering.

18. It wouldn’t be The Cock Buffet without power bottom twink Johnny Rapid, would it? This week on Str8 to Gay, he hid in a closet and had a threesome with Tommy Defendi and Haigan Sence. There ain’t nothing wrong with that.

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19. Yeah, we already covered this clip in last weekend’s edition of The Cock Buffet, but we’re feeling extra-fond of Dirk Caber after his homemade sex tape with his real-life boyfriend Jesse Jackman. Plus, we’ll use any excuse to write about Dean Monroe, especially if he’s tied up and ready to be manhandled on Bound Jocks.

20. Is it just us, or does Jaxton Wheeler (the porn star formerly known as Valentino) keep getting hotter and hotter? His flip-fuck with Braden Charron on Randy Blue is the stuff that dreams are made of… Wet dreams, but of course.

1,189 thoughts on “The Cock Buffet: Brought To You By Beer & Football

  1. I love the guy that pee’s blue. He’s a hottie and I really really would like to know if it affected his jizz which unfortunately didn’t make an appearance in the clip. Sad face.

  2. I love the guy that pee’s blue. He’s a hottie and I really really would like to know if it affected his jizz which unfortunately didn’t make an appearance in the clip. Sad face.

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