The Voice judge Blake Shelton performed “America The Beautiful” with his wife Miranda Lambert at yesterday’s big game. I missed it (maybe not “missed”) but others informed me they did a good job but Ms. Kelly Clarkson sort of eclipsed them with her bangs and sweet […]
Tag: Would You Hit That?
Would You Hit That?: Jean Dujardin
The Artist! The Artist! I saw The Artist! She saw The Artist! We were at a screening of The Artist! Have you seen The Artist yet? You havent? You cunt! It takes us back to the beauty of the silent film era! BLASPHEMER! So, I […]
Would You Hit That?: American Idol’s “Wolf” Hamlin
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Fuck yes. Yep. Absolutely. Will do. Si. American Idol started up again. The ratings are low (I blame J.Lo. I also blame J. Lo for not being able to geographically target my Tweets, the Dow Jones, and that irritating […]
Would You Hit That?: The Newest “Bachelor”
Wow, they are still handing out roses and making desperate women (desperate for fame) look ridic on The Bachelor. Here’s this season’s choice – Ben Flajnik. Ben’s deal is that he’s a former competitor on The Bachelorette (his n’ hers ridiculousness) who got turned down […]
Would You Hit That?: Joe Jonas
Joe Jonas was rushed to the ER with stomach pains this weekend. Yes, most of you are all “girlfriend took too many shots in the mouth!” right now. I am, too. We’re bad. Every generation has to sacrifice at least one male celebrity to the […]
Would You Hit That?: Shaun White
This is kind of a PRE-Shaun White edition of “Would You Hit That?”. TMZ is claiming there are nude pics of the lion-haired X Games superstar up for sale, so we’re DEFINITELY going to post a Part 2 when those hit the Net’. White isn’t […]
Would You Hit That?: Prince Harry’s Hog
No, I’m not asking if you’d fuck the motorcycle. Though, did you know there are some people whose fetishes are about inanimate objects? There’s some dude in England who fucks cars. Like, literally sticks his boner in the tailpipe and FUCKS HIS CARS. Hey, if […]
Would You Hit That?: Casper Smart
Those of you who consume US Weekly and watch shit like The Insider already know this, but for the rest of you – Jennifer Lopez is minus one pallid husband. Because celebrities need to constantly keep themselves in the public eye and have everyone guessing […]
Would You Hit That?: Steven Yeun
The Walking Dead is back, and it is GROSS. It is NOT a good life when you have to do stomach content searches on a zombie to make sure that it didn’t eat your kid! BLECH. One of the more underrated characters on the show […]
Would You Hit That?: Trey Parker And Matt Stone
Today is South Park creator Trey Parker’s birthday (he’s on the left), so we thought it would be interesting to ask our readers if they would fuck him and his partner-in-intelligent bad taste Matt Stone. They’re the duo responsible for Cartman, killing Kenny, blaming Canada, […]