You may have noticed that we’ve yet to cover Mason Wyler‘s HIV status. This is partially because it’s a very messy situation, packed with internal drama that we could never comprehend. On top of that, other blogs have been doing a great job at tackling […]
Tag: Would You Hit That?
Would You Hit That?: Malachi Marx
We can remember the Malachi Marx backlash like it was yesterday. One minute you were worshipping his butthole like it was sent from the heavens above, and then he announced that he was retiring and releasing a book about his gay-for-pay career. That’s when it […]
Would You Hit That?: Kyle Riabko
Rumor has it that Canadian musician and actor Kyle Riabko will be appearing on the upcoming season of 90210. Why should you care about this? Because he’ll be boning tennis star Teddy Montgomery, as played by former nude model Trevor Donovan. Wait, should we have said […]
Would You Hit That?: Michael Cera
I’ve come to accept that Michael Cera will perpetually look like a thirteen year-old lesbian. And yet I’d still jump at the opportunity to hop in the sack with him. Oh, don’t look at me like it’s creepy! He was born in freakin’ 1988, which […]
Would You Hit That?: Jon Tenney
Given that it’s one of the most-watched summer television series, we can only assume that a few of you are watching The Closer. Before you chime in on what happened on last night’s episode, let’s take a moment to talk about actor Jon Tenney. On […]
Would You Hit That?: Steven Prior
It’s a proven and well-known fact that some twinks are equipped with absurdly large penises. And then there are twinks like Steven Prior. He’s packing a tool so large that I’m not even sure how he’s able to walk. I mean, what would he do if […]
Would You Hit That?: Clay Maverick
It’s been five years since Clay Maverick appeared in a gay porn flick. While you were wondering where the hell he disappeared to, he was busy enjoying the company of his partner, drinking beers and writing a book about his crazy past. To promote the […]
Would You Hit That?: Chace Crawford
We’ve heard some juicy secondhand rumors about Chace Crawford‘s bedroom skills (or lack thereof). This may lead you to ask, “Who revealed this scandalous information? Does this mean that he’s gay?” Well, let’s just put it this way–that’s one secret I’ll never tell. On the […]
Would You Hit That?: Peter Facinelli
You can probably figure out the topic matter of tomorrow’s Who Would You Rather post. Here’s a hint: It involves werewolves and vampires, yet it has nothing to do with True Blood. And if that isn’t enough to give away the answer, just take a […]
Would You Hit That?: Josh Brolin
This weekend marks the arrival of Jonah Hex. Given that the majority of the film’s publicity has revolved around Megan Fox‘s waistline, we’ve nearly forgotten about the movie’s plot or premise. Apparently, some guy named Josh Brolin is starring as the title character. The actor […]

