As you may recall from last week's post on America's Next Top Model, I was pretty thrilled about the top two for this cycle. We all knew Nicole would be a frontrunner, so I believe my
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Caption This: Tub Time
So what's going on in this week's caption-worthy picture? Oh, nothing you don't see every day. It's just two frat jocks hanging out in a tub, simulating a rimjob. One of the guys has his buddy's legs thrown in the air, and he's sticking his […]
Caption This: Veruca Salt
What's got Veruca Salt so upset in this week's caption-worthy image? Well, let's just say that we had to crop this picture for a reason. The Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory brat is being confronted by a sight more frightening than that creepy boat […]
Now Presenting Daniel’s Extended Photo Gallery
The moment you’ve all been waiting for is finally here! We now present an extended gallery of Daniel, the grand prize winner of our ultimate MANHUNT model showdown. And in case you missed it, we gave you a peek at runner-up Jason‘s extraordinarily hot OnTheHUNT scene […]
Caption This: Darth Vader
This week's caption-worthy image stars none other than Darth Vader. In celebration of the Halloween season, he's disguised his lightsaber as a penis. On top of that, he's wearing an alternative helmet, which matches his weapon's costume. But what's he saying? What's the story behind all […]
Caption This: Nipple Time
You may remember a while back when I went through a fascination with nipples. Well, today's caption-worthy lad has some eraser-sized nips that even I can't handle. As far as we can tell, he's fully dressed, but he has two holes cut out in his […]
ANTM Is Looking For A Nice Guy
Last night, a storm blew out my TV, and I wasn't too happy about missing Glee or America's Next Top Model. I was especially upset that I wouldn't be able to bust out my weekly
Kris Allen Wins American Idol
Congratulations to Kris Allen on his American Idol win. Some people seem to be surprised that Adam Lambert didn't take home the prize, but what did I
Could Adam Lambert Lose American Idol?
Every American Idol winner has had two things in common with one another. They're all southern and Christian. So what makes you think that a potentially gay, California-native with an ambiguous religious background could take home the prize? Currently, Dial Idol is showing Kris Allen […]
Teyona Anderson is Pretty Much Winning ANTM
After deliberating inside my head, I've had an epiphany–Teyona Anderson is going to win this cycle of America's Next Top Model. Since she's consistently been a favorite of Tyra Banks and the other judges, it's going to be outrageously anticlimactic. It's like I've got ESPN […]