Welcome to COLT country, Kent Cooper. I’m a lifelong COLT fetishist. It’s just the way it is. The casual grace and over the top muscularity of the COLT Man was enticing to me from my first adolescent glance. These weren’t men who flaunted oversized […]
Morning wood: A morning erection that is naturally caused as the brain enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body’s skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection. Good morning! Good morning, big floppy, […]
We’re going to go out on a limb and guess that Zachary is a bit of an exhibitionist. While he’s slimmer than your average Woof Alert subject, he makes up for it with fur, fur and more fur! His uncut shaft rests within a bushy […]
This isn’t your standard “kick back and relax” oral scene. Nineteen year-old Mitchel Knight gets pretty intense with scruffy cocksucker Aaron French, as he fucks his throat, sucks on his fingers and rides his face like it’s the last time a tongue will ever touch […]
There are big cocks, and then there are cocks so absurdly monstrous they’d cause car crashes if someone drove by and saw them on a billboard. Look, I’m not sure why anyone would ever put a gigantic dick on a billboard where innocent eyes could see […]
Do you like foreskin, golden brown hair, mischievous smiles, nipple piercings, lickable balls and British accents that would make anyone with a pulse melt into a pile of goo? Then good news! We found your Valentine. His name is Louis Goodwin, he’s a model for Blake Mason, […]
Did you miss me? Well, I’m back whether you like it or not! The holiday season is always a blessing and a curse. I’m forced to awkwardly interact with my family members, as I fall deeper and deeper into a frantic internet withdrawal. It’s not […]
We’re not going to lie and tell you that Gregoire Guerrero is the most well-endowed man on the planet. We’re also not going to entertain the notion that his dick, by any means, should be considered “small”. It’s a good size! The type of dick […]
I bought a pair of purple sneakers. This was partially a rebellion against my internalized homophobia, but mostly because I like the color purple. Can we all fucking drop our preconceived notions about colors being attached to identity? Purple does not have a gender, sexuality […]
Yohann Banks might deserve a nomination for 2011’s Hottest Cock Slut award after his performance with gay porn superstar Jean Franko. We say that as if it’s a challenge to enjoy this muscular, hairy and thoroughly well-hung masterpiece of manliness, but we should clarify that […]
