I want to care that Tony Paradise was so desperate for cash before he went to prison that he gave up his tight, nearly-virgin hole in yet another bottoming scene with total dreamboat Tyler Hunt. However, there are a few things that are preventing me […]
If you lose a bet in the real world, you have to part ways with a huge chunk of cash, do someone’s chores for a week or wear a stupid hat in public. Long story short? You’re fucked. And not in the fun way. If […]
RUGBURN! is a movie about the most perfect porn stars ever (with the exception of Jamie) having aggressive, sweaty man-sex on rugs. While it’s unlikely that the stars experienced any frictional abrasions whilst filming—they’re too damn beautiful for that shit—we’re going to ignore that fact […]
