Seriously, dude’s like THE twink. Noah White is the definition of twink. As Helix Studios’ Lap Dance Lay opens, he’s sitting on buddy Josh Brady’s lap, talking about his plans to become a go-go boy in a cutesy lisp. He might want to hold off […]
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Twink Time: Helix Studios’ “Lifeguards” Is On The Way
Twinkwatch If twinks and twunks (as if my eyes weren’t already about to roll out of my skull from the word “twinks,” someone made up “twunks”) are your thing, prepare to have your swimsuit blow off by the YouTube trailer for Helix Studios’ Lifeguards: Summer […]
It’s The Last Day To Get 12 Gay Porn Sites For One Price!
2 months for $20/1 year for $60 It’s true, the Gay Room sale ends TODAY. It’s just like the headline says. You would be getting 12 different gay porn sites for just $20 for two months or $60 or one full year! It’s fapping money […]
Twink Time: How Many Twinks Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb?
None! Twinks use LED lighting because they’re too young to know about lightbulbs. Feel free to gong me on that one. Helix Studios’ Twinks and Recreation begins with three young men playing Frisbee, rubbing SPF on each other’s backs, and fucking. Whoever’s ottoman that is […]
Hot Or Not: Twinks For Trump
Really? No, really? @TwinksForTrump. They’re with this dicklick. You can imagine my opinion on these tramps. That being conveyed, would I fuck them? Maybe grudge-fuck. I like to take people on a case-by-case basis and, despite liking my men thick, I can get into the […]
Sean Ford Sucks At Rollerblading, But Not Cocksucking
Sean Ford and Ryan Bailey are legal, right? They look way young. I’m gonna need to see some ID fellas. Wait, I’m sure Helix Studios has the correct paperwork on file and they just LOOK young. I’m sure they’re both over 30 and all the […]
Twink Tank: Mormon Boyz Riding Buttplugs
I’ve always found the magic underwear they wear to be really hot. It appears as if Naked Sword Originals’ studio MormonBoyz was the subject of some controversy back in April when they were kept out of Utah’s Pride Parade. Well, that’s stupid. They’re gay owned […]
Twink Time: Hot Young Seaman
Get it? Lately, I’ve been blogging about the seasoned porn performers. These are the ones who’ve been to the sex rodeo more than a few times. These are the expert cocksmen with the jacked muscles and striking tattoos. The ones who exist to wring pleasure […]
Str8Chaser: How Much Do You Think It Costs To Fuck Heterosexual Caden?
Put your money where Caden’s mouth is. I don’t know how we missed writing about this earlier in the month. Reality Dudes’ Str8chaser series is killing it lately. Why? Well, they’re fetishizing straight men. Something to which we are not opposed! If only it were […]
Ashton Summers & Allen King Get Wet For Cockyboys
Can I be their poolboy? This new Cockyboys clip featuring Ashton Summers and Allen King fucking beside the pool reminds me of that song from Grease. Summer loving had me an ass Summer loving came so fast I met a boy horny for me Met […]











