Gay porn star Landon Conrad was recently announced as the season four winner for Dominic Ford‘s interactive series So You Think You Can Fuck. I’m not particularly enthused by this development, because before this season even began, I expressed disapproval via Twitter about SYTYCF gradually losing […]
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Three’s Company: Leo Forte’s Anonymous Tag-Team Fuck
Most of my peers within the gay porn blog community have already written about Leo Forte‘s crazy morphsuit threeway already, but I’m going to just accept that I’m arriving late to the party for the following reasons—1) This is so unique and bizarre that you […]
Quickie: Bruno Miles Is The Hottest Man I Have Seen In 10 Billion Years
Bruno Miles is, in fact, the hottest man I have seen in ten billion years. You are welcome to doubt the validity of this statement—especially considering I haven’t been alive for ten billion years—but you can’t doubt the way my dick‘s feeling right now. Bruno […]
Trenton Ducati Needs To Get Inside Us Now… YES, ALL OF US!
Remember earlier this week when we said the numbers don’t lie? We may have lied! After checking the top Cock-A-Doodle Do Me posts of the year, we discovered that (so far) Trenton Ducati‘s destined for sixth place on our Best Dicks of 2014 list. This […]
Hot Flash: Kennedy Carter by Ryan Edward Scott
There’s something to be said for retiring when you’re at the top of your game, even if you wind up leaving thousands of fans with throbbing, unsatisfied erections. Arguably, that’s what fiery gay porn performer Kennedy Carter did when he left his exclusive gig at […]
Three’s Company: In Which We Copy & Paste A Press Release About Jed Athens’ “Gay Bareback Double Penetration”…
“Nova Rubio, Drew Sumrok, and Jed Athens are all fighting for the same white-collar job. Drew is playing it cool but can’t help watching Nova and Jed, who say ‘fuck it’ about the job and instead go down on each other. Drew’s willpower eventually breaks […]
Flipping Out: Manuel Deboxer Snatches Straight Muscle Dude Elio’s Ass Virginity
This could have just as easily been thrown into our I’ve Never Done This Before series. Supposedly straight muscle dude Elio was hired by Maskurbate to fuck gay porn star Manuel Deboxer in one of his recent comeback scenes. Fifteen minutes into filming, he realized that […]
Everything Butt: Sean Cody’s Newest Model Don
Even after writing about Nick Sterling and Shawn Wolfe—two of the hottest pieces of ass in the gay porn industry—I felt compelled to push aside all of my other plans and draft up an Everything Butt post about Sean Cody‘s newest model Don. This callipygian […]
Three’s Company: Joseph Rough & Scotty Rage Tag-Team Charlie Harding
Is the gay porn industry finally figuring out that a lot of viewers like to see so-called “daddies” getting fucked by younger men? Yesterday, we saw Dirk Caber bottom for his three fictional stepsons in the grand finale of MEN.COM‘s “Stepfather’s Secret“, and today, we’ve […]
Twink Tank: Nathan Green’s Perfect Mushroom Head & Incredibly Fuckable Hole
Nathan Green reminds me of a younger, hotter version of Hamish Linklater from The Crazy Ones and The New Adventures of Old Christine. I have no idea if that description would appeal to anyone reading this, since the only person I’ve known to have a […]











