The Cock Buffet: Brought To You By Men Who Fantasize About Sex With A Condom

It turns out that condom shaming is alive and well! As most of you already know, we published an exclusive interview with Lucas Entertainment model Dato Foland last Friday, in which he (or someone impersonating him) stated as if it were scientifically proven that no one fantasizes […]

I Don’t Understand Why Andrew Christian Didn’t Invite My Penis To Their Glow-In-The-Dark Make Out Party.

It has recently come to my attention that underwear brand Andrew Christian threw a glow-in-the-dark make out party, and they neglected to send an invitation to my penis. This doesn’t make any sense! Manhunt sponsored this aforementioned party, and you would think they’d want to have […]