Do this. Go to Google and type in “Is [celebrity name] gay?”. You may actually get an answer. Google seems to have (silently) rolled out a sexual orientation determinator. Give em’ a celeb, and it (sometimes) searches out anything mentioning that person’s sexual orientation, aggregates […]
Tag: Tom Cruise
Would You Hit That?: Tom Cruise In “Rock Of Ages”
Entertainment Weekly released this image of Tom Cruise in character from the upcoming Rock of Ages. It’s the film adaption of the popular hard rock jukebox musical. And, no. I would not hit that. Cruise has seemingly made a concentrated effort to be as unattractive […]
Trailer Trash: Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol
Run, Tommy, Run! Yeah, they’re still making these. The trailer for Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol dropped last week. Tom Cruise is still Ethan Hunt leading an ever-changing band of snarky spies in this, the fourth installment of the MI series. Remember how the first one […]
Separated At Birth: Tom Cruise & Gay Pimp
I've been waiting for the perfect occasion to share this "Separated at Birth" comparison, and it's gotten to a point where I can't hold it any longer. Has anyone noticed that Tom Cruise is basically the Gay Pimp? I had to do a double take when […]
Oprah Is Ending Her Show In 2011
You know those rumors about the world ending in 2012? I hear they made a movie about it or something. Well, forget what you heard about the Mayan calendar and other reasons supporting this prediction, because the real cause of our demise will be Oprah […]
Separated at Birth: Christian Bale and Miles Fisher
Did anyone actually see Superhero Movie? I sure as hell didn't, but it looks like cutie Miles Fisher pulled off a pretty spot-on impression of Tom Cruise in it. Now he's putting on his best Pat Bateman (not to
Is This Really Even a Blind Item?
"This celebrity couple’s pre-nuptial agreement required the wife to stay in the relationship for a certain amount of time. However, the Stepford Wife’s law firm has decided that it may be difficult to impossible for the husband to enforce this. It seems that the wife […]
Valkrie’s First Trailer
We have written about Tom Cruise ‘s controversial new film before, and now the first official trailer is out. Valkyrie is about Claus von Stauffenberg , the man who plotted the unsuccessful assassination of Adolf Hitler in Nazi Germany. The trailer looks somewhat interesting, but for a […]
Tom Cruise Sued by Extras
Tom Cruise and his production company, United Artists, have been sued by 11 extras from the film Valkyrie. The extras claim they sustained broken bones and other injuries while filming a scene for the WWII film when the side panel of their German Army truck […]