Move over, Samuel O’Toole and Girth Brooks! Okay, so neither of you have to actually go anywhere, but you may want to sit down for this confession. As much as I hate to admit this to you, I’m in love with another penis. It’s attached […]
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Even Vaginas Can’t Negate The Never-Ending Hotness Of Girth Brooks…
It's now official–Girth Brooks has a magical penis. What's prompted me to make such an absurd declaration? Well, he's recorded a scene with a woman. And it turned me on. Though I'm not scared of vaginas, they don't particularly put a tent in my pants. […]