This morning’s post about fetish depicted a dude from Maskerbate. It made me realize guys in masks are hot. Actually, it made me realize guys in masks with sickening bodies are hot. Here’s model Jason Beitel in a shoot by Mark Barnfield. He’d like you […]
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Here Are Some Pics of Travis Barker’s Dick!
No, they’re not actually on this blog. As much as we love you all, we’re not trying to get in trouble with anybody’s lawyers… BUT, if you’ve ever been curious about Blink-182 drummer Travis Barker‘s penis (specifically whether he’s a fan of manscaping), you might […]
Matthew Camp: This Is What A Legitimately Attractive Person Looks Like, In Case You Were Wondering…
After my rant about Chord Overstreet and his thoroughly overrated face, I figured I’d apologize and post some pictures of a hot guy. Then, upon further thought, I realized there isn’t any reason to apologize. What do you want me to say? I’m sorry that […]
Twink Tank: Why Am I So Obsessed With Jake Bass?
This is a very special, Friday-afternoon edition of the Twink Tank, specifically called into action because of my infatuation with Jake Bass. It’s an intervention for you to stage an intervention before I start stalking him or sending him envelopes full of love letters and […]
(Not So) Secret Sex: Adam Pally
The second season of Happy Endings is the best, because they keep finding excuses to get Adam Pally to take his clothes off. As for the unfortunate side effect of this development? It leads to a lot of awkward moments where I want to pause […]
So, Um, David Beckham Has A New Underwear Line?
Perhaps my gossip-savvy co-blogger was aware of this development, but I had no fucking clue that David Beckham was designing an underwear line for H&M. I kept seeing this particular promo shot plastered onto every gay blog in the history of mankind. This left me […]
iPhone Wars: Six-Way Battle of The Booty
It may be difficult to think about any other asses after this morning’s post about Nick Sterling, but we encourage you to try your best by digging deep down into your horny, man-lovin’ soul. Yup, It’s time for another Battle of The Booty! To commemorate […]
Drawn To You: Santa Gets Naughty With Don Chooi
Don Chooi is an Auckland-based artist who creates erotic drawings for admirers of big, hairy men. He has an annual tradition of depicting Santa Claus as a hulking muscle bear, slutting it up in a variety of saucy pin-up poses, and it should be noted […]
Quickie: Sylvain Guillemaud
Sylvain Guillemaud‘s hip/butt tattoo looks surprisingly familiar, but that may be the result of staring at his pictures for as long as we have. Perhaps he’s done another shoot with photographer Luke Austin? Or maybe he did some porn for BentleyRace or some studio like […]
Woof Alert: Paxton Hall
Dick head. Those are the first two words that come to mind when I think of Paxton Hall. They’re not intended as an insult! He just happens to have a thick cock with an incredibly large mushroom head. You’d have to open up real wide […]