This morning I awoke to a NewNowNext story entitled “Beards Keep You Young, Healthy & Handsome, Says Science“. As a bearded man who wants to be all of those things, this sounded like great news until I read the article and realized that it was […]
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Oral Only: Nathan Eugene
Wednesday seems like a good day for a facial, no? Since we can’t actually hear your answer, we’re just going to assume you said “yes” and share these pics of scruffy cocksucker Nathan Eugene. He follows in the footsteps of Cyrus Vaughn, Colton Long, Cameron Jacobs […]
Everything Butt: Real-Life Firefighter Jay
Someone is bound to look at this post and come up with some reason why Jay, an amateur model for The Guy Site, can’t possibly be a real-life firefighter. Whatever, sluts! It doesn’t change the fact that—a) He’s stripping out of a uniform that looks “real” […]
Woof Alert: When Muscle Bears Attack (Part II)
Real-life couple Marco Bolt and Blake Randolph ranked in eighth place on our list of “The Hottest Hairy Men of 2012“, and while we might be biased on this matter, we’d argue that they should have placed even higher. Alas, you can’t argue with the numbers! […]
Cock-A-Doodle Do Me: Colby Jansen
You can’t even blame us (or my butthole) for writing about Colby Jansen so often! Nearly every scene that MEN.com‘s released in the past few weeks has had him or Rocco Reed in it (sometimes both), so it’s practically impossible to enter certain boner-friendly zones […]
What Would You Do?: Straight Marine Eli
Here’s a list of things I would do with (allegedly) straight Marine Eli, if his stripper girlfriend who encouraged him to do gay porn for Spunk Worthy didn’t mind me playing with his thick, “French cut” dick: • State calmly and firmly that I am […]
Is Jesse Santana Your Valentine?
Do you like big cocks, edible asses, dick-sucking lips, sweet bodies and men who like getting fucked against trees? Then good news! We found your Valentine. His name is Jesse Santana, we just realized yesterday that we haven’t written about him in ages, and we […]
Underwear Drawer: Adam Ayash for UnderGear
That’s Adam Ayash wearing the fuck out of a variety of underwear via UnderGear. I could pretty much type anything to fill up the rest of this post, because I know you’ve already begun scrolling down to view the rest of this delectable specimen’s skivvie […]
Is Ashton Webber Your Valentine?
Do you like big cocks, lean builds, six packs, smooth holes, pretty pink lips and men who enjoy ejaculating onto their own faces? Then good news! We found your Valentine. His name is Ashton Webber, he’s done scenes for both Cocky Boys and Guys In […]
Is Tate Taylor Your Valentine?
Do you like bushy beards, blue eyes, bald heads, tattoos, thick asses, kinky attitudes and men who can’t drink wine without missing their mouths? Then good news! We found your Valentine. His name is Tate Taylor, he’s a model for Bear Films, and he wants […]











